The First 50 Things I Do Every Morning
…are set in stone and never vary.
The 51st thing is look for a pair of socks. After that some slight variations start to creep in, but I have to say that the next 200 – 300 things are pretty predictable as well.
I couldn’t list fifty separate things I do in the morning, period, unless I started to count brushing each individual tooth as a separate item! 🙂
Maybe I should count putting on a belt as multiple items:
remove belt from yesterday’s jeans;
make sure belt is facing the right way;
start belt through first loop on clean pants;
proceed to second belt loop;
proceed to third belt loop;
etc through a total of seven loops;
buckle belt.
I think that I’m getting the hang of this!
I first read that as:
I get stoned…
That was what I used to do first thing in the morning walking to high school with my best friend.
🙂
Ah the good old days.
Nancy, that explains quite a bit. 😉
Jason, that sounds like an awful lot of scratching to me.
If you think YOU are in a rut, stop by DelawarePolitics.com; they are playing reruns.
What I think leads off Jason’s list (top 20):
-1) Create post hating Mike Castle
-2) Create faux-Tom Carper letter
-3) S*it
-4) Shower
-5) Shave
-6) Consult with Mike Quaranta [sp?]
-7) Send “Miss You” bouquet to Elizabeth Wenk
-8) Try to recover prize package for Smitty that I sent to incorrect Smitty, thanks to phone book listings. Who knew how many Smitty’s are in the phone book?
-9) Think about building that deck.
-10) Question if I am really a D or not.
-11) New post about Mike Castle.
-12) Fascinate about running over neighbor’s yapping toy poodle. SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
-13) Wonder if Burris does ever become Governer, can I stand on lawn of the mansion and have him sign my belly every day.
-14) Tell Cathcart I really do appreciate his constituent services, but people would really hurt me if I made that public.
-15) Love me some Donviti.
-16) Realize I am at work and need to stop this blogging.
-17) Call WDEL to talk to Al about how I think Allan is off his rocker.
-18) Strike #16 – what was I thinking?
-19) Mike Castle post.
-20) Thank God for the ball bustings I get from Smitty. I love that guy, I really, really do. He’s my favorite Republican of all time. Kisses.
It is scary how many you nailed.
I am thinking #20 carries some major weight. Numbers 18 and 14 are tied as a close second.