Republican Family Values

Filed in National by on May 22, 2010

‘Nuff Said.

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  1. Unstable Isotope says:
    May 22, 2010 at 10:07 am

    Pretty much.

  2. nemski says:
    May 22, 2010 at 10:18 am

    RINOs have affairs with women, only true Republicans go man-on-man. h/t Dispatches

  3. Unstable Isotope says:
    May 22, 2010 at 10:24 am

    At this point I think it’s just easier to assume that a “family values” Republican is having an affair with someone (sex of someone unknown) and that anti-gay crusaders are gay.

  4. jason330 says:
    May 22, 2010 at 11:14 am

    The Next Ten Republican Congressional Sex Scandals:

    Arizona Republican Trent Franks, Man on Mexican Maid
    Colorado Republican Doug Lamborn, Man on Mountain Goat
    Texas Republican Randy Neugebauer, Man on Lubbock Petting Zoo
    Texas Republican Pete Olson, Craigslist: “Will poop for pay”
    Arizona Republican John Shadegg, “She said she was 18”
    Oklahoma Republican Jim Inhofe, Gets dick stuck in vinegar bottle
    South Carolina Republican Jim DeMint, Supports losers
    Kentucky Republican Jim Bunning, “Hiking on Appalachian Trail”
    Oklahoma Republican Tom Coburn, Plain vanilla Adultery with best friend’s wife
    Idaho Republican Jim Risch, Potato stuck in ass emergency room visit

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