UPDATED 9/22: Dancing With the Stars Predictions

Filed in National by on September 22, 2010

Brandy, you’re a fine girl, what a good runner up you will be.
Florence Henderson was a triple threat on broadway back in the 1940’s, (fourth place)
Rick Fox this year’s Rick Fox.
Bristol Palin will quit half way through.
Hasselhoff needs to dance drunkenly with a Big Mac to win more youtube fame.
Michael “The Situation” Sorrentino will find dancing to be too much like work.
Kurt Warner, no.
Hills star Audrina Patridge, not a celebrity so DQ’ed
Michael Bolton, who knew he was still alive?
Comedian Margaret Cho. Magaret, what’s with the tats?
Kyle Massey, the judges don’t like fat for long. NEXT TO GO

Process of elimination….Jennifer Grey wins! (I hope she changes her nose back with the winnings)

Posted 9/20

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  1. anonone says:

    Isn’t there a law against Amish people owning televisions?

  2. LOL, snarky A1 is back.