Christine O’Donnell Flip Flops on Jesus….AGAIN!
She can’t decide. Is Jesus her co-pilot, or not?
First, during the primary, we heard the conclusive statement that she had Jesus whispering in her ear. Urging her onward, or at least that’s what she thinks he meant by whispering the word “credibility” to her. He could have meant that she had none and shouldn’t run for office. (That GOD – he is so cryptic.)
Then someone told her that talking about how God talks to you makes you sound crazy, so she cleaned it up a bit for her debate with Chris Coons, by saying that her beliefs were irrelevant and that her faith “hasn’t really influenced my politics.” [Writer rubs eyes comically, looks at bottle of whiskey in hand and throws it into the trash]
Now this…
Not only is God relevant again, but HE the reason she is running. God will not stop whispering to her and generally will not get off her back. Part of the reason is that her supporters keep pestering God to butt into the race:
“The day that we saw a spike in the polls was a day that some people had a prayer meeting for me that morning for this campaign,” explained the Tea Party-backed hopeful. “I believe that prayer plays a direct role in this campaign…”
Bonus Fun: 1) Hold it. The only way she got a “spike in the polls” was by comparing the apples and carburetors of two different polling outfits. To say otherwise would be to lie and we know Christine would not lie, not even to save famous Jesus killer, Anne Frank. 2) She claims in the CBN interview that she had to be talked into running. Ha!
See, the problem is…oh…I don’t know…..could it be she’s listening to someone else ?
Someone like ………SATAN !!!!!!!!!-The Church Lady
Thanks the the intercession of the Holy Virgin Christine I got through the day was able to cast aside my crutches and have A REAL Elsmere Cassapula’s Italian for dinner, where I was greeted by many Urq COD signs no doubt placed by The Right to life Society at Corpus Christi. She smoteth the enemey and has ordered a White Charger and Lance for Return Day.
Or to put it another way THAT BITCH IS FUCKIN CRAZY!
What spike in the polls???? Wow, just wow, I am Catholic, but I do not want my lawmakers saying they are making their decisions based upon what G*d said to them last night while brushing their teeth…..
My God whispered in my ear to vote for Coons!
God told me that Notre Dame was going to beat the Godless Naval Academy football team. LOL
In Christine’s world, she’d have Notre Dame playing every week against the Air Force Academy. God would have the Irish win every time because the Constitution makes no mention of an Air Force.
CNN’s Anderson Cooper tears apart Christine O’Donnell’s charge of ‘sexism’ against her on his Monday night Oct. 25 show. Apparently, she makes this absurd claim (like most of her absurd claims) while being interviewed by the Christian Televised Network.
And this comes from someone who tried to sue the ISI in 2003 for $6.9 million in a feeble gender discrimination claim. And the very same hypocrite who tells Mike Castle to ‘put on his man-pants, this isn’t a bake off.’ And don’t forget the ‘rumor’ of Castle being ‘Gay!’ that she rattled off 3 to 4 times, while talking to radio host Dan Gaffney.
COD isn’t not only ready to be a Senator, she’s probably one of the worst candidates in decades to run for this high office. AC’s other two guests BOTH claimed the ‘sexism’ charge COD is touting is absurd.
Methinks she doth have a Joan of Arc complex. She has heard the voice of God and has lifted the siege of Sussex and Kent by the vile Greenvillans.
If Jesus is her co-pilot he needs more flight hours, because they’re about to plough into the ground at 550 miles per hour.
I was watching a UFC fight last night and a guy had a shirt on that said, “Jesus didn’t TAP OUT”
As a christian myself, I find this a very appealing quality in her character. She is obviously struggling and continues to seek Jesus for answers. We all sway off the path Jason and struggle for answers. Most likely her burning bush spoke to her and revealed answers you and I aren’t enlightened enough to know.
I forgive her. God does too apparently. As should you.
I’m going to pray for you.
We spend too much time on the witch. Its Urqy thats even nuttier than her! She can claim “her witch crap as a teenager” shouldnt matter, but Urqy equated Hitler with separation of church and state recently! We know she is certifiable, but Urqy needs to share the same padded cell.
Usually, when politics and some diety mix, the results are bad for women. Just ask Anne Bolyn or Kathryn Howard.