Musical Tribute to Rex Ryan’s Wife

News Item:  NY Jets’ Coach Rex Ryan & Wife In Foot Fetish Video. Harmless and fun, if you ask me, although why videotape it? Well, turns out that there might be more to the story:

Just when Rex Ryan thought he was back on solid footing, it appears that another shoe has dropped.

New and graphic photos appeared on the Internet Thursday purporting to depict Michelle Ryan, the wife of the chastened Jets coach, showing off her bare feet – and much, much more.

Some of the pictures show a man who is definitely not Rex Ryan rubbing and smelling the woman’s bare feet.

“Coach Ryan considers this a personal matter and will have no comment,” said a Jets spokesman, reprising the line that Ryan used repeatedly earlier this month when asked to explain six online foot-fetish videos that seemed to show the couple engaging in foot-related role-playing.

I have no comment on the morality of the tale, although I’ve long considered Ryan a ‘heel’. However, it gives me the excuse to share this exuberant Aardman video with you:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUOXgL4rvYk[/youtube]

‘Barefootin’-Robert Parker

and while we’re at it, who could possibly resist:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf8TM4CIk5g[/youtube]

‘Stinkfoot’-Frank Zappa

Happy New Year! Make sure that, in 2011, you take time to stop and smell the toeses.