Osama’s Porn Stash
Are you surprised that OBL is a pornhound? I pretty much assume all outspoken religious fundamentalists are into something hinky or kinky.
A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.
The pornography recovered in bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.
“Fairly extensive” You know there’s an OBL sex tape just waiting to be released. Likes cameras, likes porn, likes watching himself on camera, you just know it exists.
I never understood the 70 some virgins. You promise me a dozen flat out pipe mechanics then I see the reasoning; but to ask me to die for the joy of a bunch of non-quals…I don’t get it.
Here are some of the titles they found:
Poke-estan
Beat It – The Final Chapter
Alhena does Abbottabad
Jihad Jane
Jihad Jane – The Sequel: The Burqa Comes Off
Camel Toe Two – When Clothes Go Awry
Osama’s Bin Layin
Osama Bin Horny
Anyone else want to chime in?
OMG – you are tooooo funny
Ankle Sluts 2: A Glimpse Of Heaven
Burka Diving Lesbians
Infidel Babes Gone Wild (Memo To Staff: Don’t kill these.)
I saw this one on Twitter: Alottabad Girls
This one is mine: The 73rd Virgin
Two Humps Or One?
A Pilgrimage To Remember
… actually I think the thing that got OBL off the most was reading the Patriot Act over and over.
Sharing Habib’s Privates
A Goat Named Sue
Putting the RAM in Ramadan
Everything You wanted to Know About Sex[but were afraid to ask at the madrass]
Honey, I Fucked My Courier
In the Cave, I Pitch a Tent
Women for Children, Little Boys for Love
Osama, cums again….
The Infidels are Cumming
The 2nd Cumming of the Jihadists
Jihad Jane Cums again
Wine, Women and Burqa – under the veil
Deep Inside Tora Bora, Carnal Desires Amongst Goats and Men
Anal Sects
Bang Bus
Beard Ridin’ BBWs
… hurry up and get ’em in before Pandora puts a stop to this.
A Queer and Pleasant Courier
Cave of Wet Dreams
My Big Fat Saudi Arabian Woody
Riding on Boys in Caves
Three Men and a Goat
Skipper, why do I get the feeling you are reviewing actual titles in your collection.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….Really!
Seriously – we were going to get this announcement whether they found porn or not. It is most excellent propaganda to discredit bin Laden and the whole al Quaeda ethos. Just like the little pas de deux about bin Laden hiding behind a woman – retracted two days later, but enough for the story to stick.
The intelligence found in the raid will provide endless opportunities for disinformation and psyops – which must be considered for every future announcement from the government about al Quaeda. Even now tye US is probably providing disinformation to selected foreign intelligence services.
That is, if they really DID recover information in the raid…
I’m waiting for the announcement that they discovered a huge horde of ham and other pork products in OBL’s hide-out. This is an excellent opportunity to discredit OBL in Salafist circles.