Osama’s Porn Stash

Filed in International by on May 13, 2011

Are you surprised that OBL is a pornhound? I pretty much assume all outspoken religious fundamentalists are into something hinky or kinky.

A stash of pornography was found in the hideout of Osama bin Laden by the U.S. commandos who killed him, current and former U.S. officials said on Friday.

The pornography recovered in bin Laden’s compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan, consists of modern, electronically recorded video and is fairly extensive, according to the officials, who discussed the discovery with Reuters on condition of anonymity.

“Fairly extensive” You know there’s an OBL sex tape just waiting to be released. Likes cameras, likes porn, likes watching himself on camera, you just know it exists.

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  1. Joe Cass says:

    I never understood the 70 some virgins. You promise me a dozen flat out pipe mechanics then I see the reasoning; but to ask me to die for the joy of a bunch of non-quals…I don’t get it.

  2. MJ says:

    Here are some of the titles they found:

    Poke-estan
    Beat It – The Final Chapter
    Alhena does Abbottabad
    Jihad Jane
    Jihad Jane – The Sequel: The Burqa Comes Off
    Camel Toe Two – When Clothes Go Awry
    Osama’s Bin Layin
    Osama Bin Horny

    Anyone else want to chime in?

  3. Aoine says:

    OMG – you are tooooo funny

  4. anon says:

    Ankle Sluts 2: A Glimpse Of Heaven

    Burka Diving Lesbians

    Infidel Babes Gone Wild (Memo To Staff: Don’t kill these.)

  5. I saw this one on Twitter: Alottabad Girls

    This one is mine: The 73rd Virgin

  6. anon says:

    Two Humps Or One?

    A Pilgrimage To Remember

    … actually I think the thing that got OBL off the most was reading the Patriot Act over and over.

  7. skippertee says:

    Sharing Habib’s Privates
    A Goat Named Sue

  8. skippertee says:

    Putting the RAM in Ramadan
    Everything You wanted to Know About Sex[but were afraid to ask at the madrass]
    Honey, I Fucked My Courier
    In the Cave, I Pitch a Tent
    Women for Children, Little Boys for Love

  9. Aoine says:

    Osama, cums again….

    The Infidels are Cumming

    The 2nd Cumming of the Jihadists

    Jihad Jane Cums again

    Wine, Women and Burqa – under the veil

  10. skippertee says:

    Deep Inside Tora Bora, Carnal Desires Amongst Goats and Men

  11. anon says:

    Anal Sects

    Bang Bus

  12. anon says:

    Beard Ridin’ BBWs

    … hurry up and get ’em in before Pandora puts a stop to this.

  13. skippertee says:

    A Queer and Pleasant Courier
    Cave of Wet Dreams
    My Big Fat Saudi Arabian Woody
    Riding on Boys in Caves
    Three Men and a Goat

  14. anon says:

    Skipper, why do I get the feeling you are reviewing actual titles in your collection.

  15. skippertee says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…….Really!

  16. anon says:

    Seriously – we were going to get this announcement whether they found porn or not. It is most excellent propaganda to discredit bin Laden and the whole al Quaeda ethos. Just like the little pas de deux about bin Laden hiding behind a woman – retracted two days later, but enough for the story to stick.

    The intelligence found in the raid will provide endless opportunities for disinformation and psyops – which must be considered for every future announcement from the government about al Quaeda. Even now tye US is probably providing disinformation to selected foreign intelligence services.

    That is, if they really DID recover information in the raid…

  17. Free Market Democrat says:

    I’m waiting for the announcement that they discovered a huge horde of ham and other pork products in OBL’s hide-out. This is an excellent opportunity to discredit OBL in Salafist circles.