This is great. People who have been predicting the rapture for years are mad at Harold Camping. Why? Because when his rapture date comes and goes, people are going to think that the whole movement is populated by loons.
Allow me to clear something up for the non-Harold Camping believing rapture-o-philes. Nobody is going to BEGIN thinking that you are loons when Camping’s rapture fizzles.
what about all the leeches who quit their jobs and spent their money? now we’ll have a whole 13 more people on unemployment/welfare because of their religious beliefs…. i cant wait to follow the lawsuits!
We who are left behind when all the crazies supposedly ascend (tee-hee) are taking part in this great adventure…and it doesn’t matter where you are. You too, can take part.
https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=121968371215699
Now this is Rapture!! can we invite Christine O;Donnell too>>
http://joybehar.blogs.cnn.com/2011/05/13/may-is-national-masturbation-month/?iref=obnetwork
Oh yes, Aoine, as an enthusiastic onanist I’m well aware of the significance of May.
We practitioners look forward to the merry, merry month.
It is our raison d’etre.
Please forgive any mis-spellings.
Everything’s a blur and my hands cramp unexpectedly.
If I see you soon, a buss on the cheek would probably be preferable to shaking my hand.