Comment Rescue: Casting The BlueWater Movie

Filed in National by on June 26, 2008

Tom Noyes is going to be played by Ben Affleck. I’ll be played by the other Baldwin Brother and Harris McDowell will be played by Donald Sutherland.

I can’t wait to here who geek is going to cast to play his new hero.

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  1. liberalgeek says:

    John Carney = Samuel L Jackson

  2. anon says:

    Gary Stockbridge played by the creepy Ron Silver.

    Charlie Copeland played by someone from the Brat Pack who needs the work.

  3. delawaredem says:

    Donviti of course will be played by himself, for he is just so hot it is not necessary to get a celebrity.

  4. delawaredem says:

    Did anyone ever think Charlie Copeland and San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom are twins separated at birth?

  5. Von Cracker says:

    Samuel L should be in every movie.

  6. liberalgeek says:

    Give me my wind turbine, it the one that says bad mofo on it.

  7. fred says:

    get these motherf***** snakes off my windmill

  8. RSmitty says:

    I give Mike Matthews all the credit for his past posts, but I will beat him to it…
    John Carney = (shaved) John Holmes.

    He didn’t have much of a role, but there are always extras…
    Thurman Adams will be played by 100+ year-old oak tree.

  9. Pandora says:

    Who plays you, LG?

  10. RSmitty says:

    Haley Joel Osment, the Sixth-Sense version (“I see brain-dead people and their SEU”).

    What?!?! There are similarities!

  11. anon says:

    Dave Burris will be played by Tom Cruise, but will leave the movie shortly before production starts and will be replaced by a cast of unknown drama students.

  12. liberalgeek says:

    I’ll take Bruce Willis as me…

  13. jason330 says:

    perfect LG casting Smitty.

  14. liberalgeek says:

    The movie wasn’t where Tom Cruise needed it.

  15. RSmitty says:

    No, Geek, Willis was the idiot who had no clue he was dead in that movie. I have more respect for you than that. Hence, Haley Joel Osment. THAT is respect!

  16. liberalgeek says:

    OK, how about Tom Hanks? Osmet is 10-15 years too young.

  17. jason330 says:

    If Ruth Ann Minner is played by Jessica Alba – then the part of the story where tom Noyes had sex with the Gov in exchange for her support for wind power would be more palatble for the audience.

  18. delawaredem says:

    You see, Tom Hanks is who I envisioned for Noyes. I envision Ben Affleck for you, LG.

  19. liberalgeek says:

    I can live with that…

  20. RSmitty says:

    *rrraaaaallllllpppphhhh*
    Jason, you suck! I hope Noyes kicks your ass now…really.

    Now Geek has no choice but to be played by Haley Joel Osment. We need that so we can get back to that imagery of pureness. Osment it is now and forever, Geek. You’re stuck.

  21. anon says:

    The Delaware beaches will be played by Cape Hatteras National Seashore.

  22. RSmitty says:

    Per Rick Jensen, the air turbines will be played by turbans blowing in the wind.

    I think I need to make a suggestion to recast the roles of Gary Stockbridge and Harris McDowell. Can we please consider them be played by Dr. Evil and Mini-Me? We can even have them move around in their mobile Big Boy. BWAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA BWAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA…. 200 milllllyun dollarrrrrrrs. BWAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

  23. liberalgeek says:

    We are all in trouble if I am the image of pureness…

  24. delawaredem says:

    Well…if donviti is the image of pure hotness….

  25. Pandora says:

    What? No George Clooney?

  26. Von Cracker says:

    Do you remember the Sicilian from ‘The Princess Bride’?

    He would be DV.

    INCONCEIVABLE!

  27. Pandora says:

    Not the six-fingered man?

  28. jason330 says:

    Wallace Shawn would play a good DV.

  29. liberalgeek says:

    McDowell “The Deal is dead”

    Donviti “You keep using that word…I do not think it means what you think it means…”

  30. El Somnambulo says:

    Danny DeVito as Tony DeLuca.

  31. delawaredem says:

    LOL. Who is Andre the Giant in this play?

  32. liberalgeek says:

    Whoops, wrong character…

  33. jason330 says:

    El Somnambulo,

    I’ve been summoning you with that crappy incantation you gave me for hours.

    Anyway,

    What’s the Deal with Donna Stone? Is she taking the 5:45 to quits-ville?

  34. selander says:

    James Cromwell for Senator Adams.

  35. El Somnambulo says:

    While El Somnambulo does not know for sure, he believes that she is indeed headed for the exits.

    She recently canceled a planned fundraiser, she considers herself a big fish in a small pond, she may want to parlay her presidency of the National Conference of State Legislatures into a lobbying position, and, oh yes, Brad Bennett has knocked on over 2500 doors.

    El Somnambulo does not see the self-absorbed Ms. Stone as someone who wants to go out on her designer shield.

  36. jason330 says:

    She has done well for herself in public life. The center for public integrity did a whole story on how her votes were linked to her growing fortune. But I’ve never been able to find it online.

    And…

    Brad Bennett has knocked on over 2500 doors

    That’s what I’m talkin ’bout.

  37. G Rex says:

    I’ve been trying to cast Ralph Ann (Kathy Bates?) but I’ve decided it’s completely unnecessary, since she has had nothing to do with getting this done. Heck, she’d probably send Carney out to do the signing ceremony if it was legal, just to give him all the credit.

  38. jason330 says:

    You call sleeping with Tom Noyes nothing?

  39. RSmitty says:

    I think I need to make a suggestion to recast the roles of Gary Stockbridge and Harris McDowell. Can we please consider them be played by Dr. Evil and Mini-Me? We can even have them move around in their mobile Big Boy. BWAA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA BWAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA…. 200 milllllyun dollarrrrrrrs. BWAAAAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA

    Well, at least I had a good laugh with myself on this one. Phew. Catch my breath.

  40. RSmitty says:

    James Cromwell for Senator Adams.

    No no no…James Cromwell is much too swift and light on his feet compared to ol’ Oak Tree Adams.

  41. jen says:

    Charlie Copeland would obviously be played by Charlie Sheen. I feel that Carney should be played by Brooke Shields.

  42. P.I. says:

    31 El Somnambulo // Jun 26, 2008 at 2:39 pm

    Danny DeVito as Tony DeLuca.

    I don’t think so. Danny is: too tall and too much of a real man.