Breaking News – Kim Jong Il is Dead

1. John Manifold

   December 18, 2011, 10:34 pm

   Hitch the Snitch and the Korean playguy can share cigars and stories:

   http://media.photobucket.com/image/spy+magazine+kim+jong+il+/rjgeorgex/SPYss/spy1094_cvr_julia_400x533-60w_rule.jpg

2. skippertee

   December 19, 2011, 8:01 am

   Oh Kim Jong Il, you Elvis loving, pompadour wearing rascal, we hardly knew ye.

3. puck

   December 19, 2011, 8:12 am

   Well, he had been Il for a long time.

4. socialistic ben

   December 19, 2011, 8:31 am

   too bad there are no more republican debates to hear who would nuke North korea faster if they fail to become a “friend of america”

5. cassandra m

   December 19, 2011, 8:32 am

   You have The Economist to thank for the best headline for this news.

6. reis

   December 19, 2011, 9:13 am

   I liked Dianne Sawyer’s visit years ago. The government controlled the heck out of her, but one fact kept coming up: there were no fat people. Everyone on the carefully sensored camera placement was skinny as a rail. And those were the ‘approved’ citizens.

   I have the feeling the place is an absolute hell hole. The only difference between NK and Haiti is nicer beaches.

7. liberalgeek

   December 19, 2011, 9:25 am

   Cassandra – The Economists cover of Kim always cracked me up. I’m glad to see they are riffing on the original “Greetings Earthlings” headline.

8. cassandra m

   December 19, 2011, 10:35 am

   Via the Borowitz Report — Donald Trump announces he is in the running for President of North Korea.

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