I ♥ Sarah Palin

Filed in National by on October 2, 2008

I find myself thinking about Sara Palin 24-7. Whether I’m at work, driving, eating dinner with the family or tossing the football with my son, she is becoming my obsession. When I watch Sarah Palin, I have to turn the volume all the way down or else I get an uneasy feeling deep in my gut and I begin to get light headed. I feel panicky all the time and I have the inability to concentrate at work or anywhere else. Sarah Palin is creating an intense anxiety that grips my every decision. I feel sympathy and confusion, emptiness and angst; she is becoming my everything

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  1. Unstable Isotope says:

    She completes you.

  2. kavips says:

    Did I say she was hot?

  3. liberalgeek says:

    She had me at “You betcha.”

  4. Joanne Christian says:

    The girl you couldn’t have…..

  5. pandora says:

    Some people don’t take this situation seriously. Don’t worry, Nemski. I understand, and suffer from the same symptoms.

  6. Dorian Gray says:

    Vapid like Parid Hilton vapid

  7. anonone says:

    Here ya go Nemski – maybe watching her talented lips will help:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0OZ9W2K_z0

  8. nemski says:

    Oh god, please don’t tell me she went to band camp.

  9. Von Cracker says:

    Aqualung?

  10. X Stryker says:

    So you watch her with the sound off just as she watches Tina Fey with the sound off. Sometimes I wonder if she watches all television with the sound off and reads all magazines & newspapers with her eyes closed. Possibly she hunts without using her hands, eats food through a tube, and holds her nose when receiving flowers.

  11. Pooping Left Wing Troll says:

    I poop on Sarah Palin.