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  1. Mrs. Hotviti

    so i guess you found it….. 🙂
    was worried for awhile.

    Breakfast Club

  2. FSP

    It’s on.

    The question is this: Jay Rock blew the stream last night due to too many visitors. Can DV do the same?

  3. Someone didn’t get off on the right foot with viti? Hell no. 😯

    Get with it, gasbag!

  4. Mrs. Hotviti

    lush!
    OH NO NOT THAT ONE

  5. Miscreant

    I can’t believe you’re not live blogging this. If anyone can BLOW a server, it would be Donwhatthe fuckever.

  6. DV – is this story what led you to constantly commenting on co-workers breasts (yes, the men, too)?

  7. Miscreant

    More jokes! Maria will surely regret this.

  8. kilroy

    What the F! has he been smoking Killer Weed?
    Who gives a shit about Happy the Clown

  9. Damn, I thought I was the only one who knew that trick with those old cable boxes. DV, you freaking loser, welcome to hell!!!! 👿

    Get me my coffee, beeyatch!

  10. Mrs. Hotviti

    ADD kicking in big time

    stay on topic

  11. JohnnyX

    Spaten Optimator at 9:27 AM? DV, you are truly a legend among men!

  12. 😆 That was you getting your lily-white ass beat on Concord Pike way back when?

  13. Spaten Optimator at 9:27 AM? DV, you are truly a legend among men!
    When the cop outside the station stops you when you leave, tell him/her you are Rep-elect Atkins.

  14. JohnnyX

    Wow, making love to women in baths of garlic. Is that a natural contraceptive?

    After Shemp it was Curly Joe – and yes he sucked.

  15. Mrs. Hotviti

    dork, turn off your cell phone

  16. kilroy

    “ADD kicking in big time”

    For real! Dam I thought my cornbread wasn’t done in the middle!

    He forgot to tell everybody that when he was getting water ice at Fusco’s dad was placing his bets on the numbers!

  17. Carrots in her tossed salad…

    I will NEVER look at Maria the same way again.

  18. FSP

    DL contribs who have been on DTR:

    LG? Check.
    Jason? Check.
    DV? Check.

    Ladies?

  19. Wow. Burris considers me a lady. Interesting way to entice me onto his station.

  20. I don’t know, Dave. The bar has been raised today. 😉

  21. JohnnyX

    What? Sex stories? Get to it already!

  22. Second career? Yeah, the pay is GREAT! 😯

  23. JohnnyX

    Dude – one too many syllables in diocese. Optimator is kickin in!

  24. You plannin’ to toss Dave’s salad, are you? That’s a LOT of salad.

  25. Mrs. Hotviti

    karma’s a bitch huh! 🙂

  26. Mrs. Hotviti

    pandora…. it’s b/c he loves to hear himself talk

  27. JohnnyX

    Scrapple, hell yeah! Everything but the oink!

  28. Miscreant

    Get the fuck out. I’m having a scrapple sandwich right now, with grape jelly of course.

  29. Mrs. Hotviti

    only in your dreams sunshine 🙂

  30. HAH! You have a newborn…you ain’t gettin’ shit for weeks! Hope you still have that old Hustler around.

  31. I must agree. Donviti is an excellent storyteller or talker. Must be the Italian in him. Donviti, you are hilarious and you need to do this for a living.

    Miscreant…scrapple and grape jelly???? You only put ketchup on scrapple.

  32. Mrs. Hotviti

    8 years between.

  33. Hopefully, this interview won’t generate more “dirty laundry” emails.

  34. Miscreant

    “…scrapple and grape jelly???? You only put ketchup on scrapple.”

    The only way to have it. Another dubious habit I picked up from my grandfather. The wife and kids use ketchup. I don’t know what went wrong.

  35. LOL. Donviti manages to be sweet and insulting in the same sentence towards his wife. He is a trip.

  36. You call your wife’s lower regions “Baltimore Inner Harbor?” That’s soooooo dirty…..

    Just how many ships came into port? Sheesh!

    (sorry, Mrs. Viti…)

  37. Mrs. Hotviti

    i agree maria. i tried to get him to grow it out.

    i think he wants to look like he’s right out of prison

  38. Mrs. Hotviti

    smitty… right off the block

  39. I have to admit I miss him buying me coffee at work just so he could yap his gums for about an hour.

  40. Hahahahahaha…..oh GOD. Viti is a diehard Christian fundamentalist.

  41. Dorian Gray

    “This is a total disgrace.”
    -Sir Alex Ferguson

  42. G Rex

    I guess I missed the joke. Was it about gay sailors?

  43. Miscreant

    Green energy. At last a respectable topic. Let’s get back to the Inner Harbor.

  44. Dorian Gray

    Now you’re on thin ice.

  45. …the guy can’t even complete a marathon without breaking his foot…

    Yet, I know someone who can’t even WALK without breaking his LEG!!!

  46. Mrs. Hotviti

    wait you broke your foot walking. pansy

  47. Is he ADD? Finish a story, DV! I’m on the edge of my seat.

  48. I totally missed the joke.

    But the ADD is in full force. We are in the middle of about 15 stories.

    And now with the Smitty.

  49. Mrs. Hotviti

    he is totally ADD pandora

  50. JohnnyX

    WTF? I think you killed the stream

    Oh wait, it’s back.

  51. I don’t know what his problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.

  52. Mrs. Hotviti

    i think we are all confused

  53. FSP

    Thank God this is almost over. We’re at about as much bandwidth as we can handle at one time.

  54. What are you saying? When Gerry and John come on, the hit to the servers will die off significantly?

  55. Miscreant

    Nice wrap up.

  56. JohnnyX

    Wow…”hold my kid over the toilet and let her piss”…incredible.

  57. I can’t believe I listened to the whole thing! 😉

  58. Mrs. Hotviti

    thanks maria but i have one 🙂

  59. Mrs. Hotviti

    WE HAVE PLANS…… NO

  60. Mrs. Hotviti

    you did great! was amusing

  61. Nice job, DV! I won’t go as far as saying you made us proud! 😉

    Seriously, great fun.

  62. JohnnyX

    That was probably the most crazy unintelligible disjointed clusterfuck of a radio interview I’ve ever heard.

    Yet I loved every minute of it. Nice work.

  63. kilroy

    It was great ! Brought back memories growing up Italian! Kilroy=1/2 Divirgilio

    But I am surprised you didn’t mention Chief Halftown or Sally Star , LOL

  64. Kilroy, he’s too young for Sally Star. Geez, he’d never seen Ultra-man!

    Hayata rocks!

  65. cassandra m

    Wow. Burris considers me a lady. Interesting way to entice me onto his station.

    Don’t feel bad, DD, Maria call us all “boys” over here a few days back.

    The interview sounded like fun — sorry I missed it!

  66. FSP

    “Wow. Burris considers me a lady. Interesting way to entice me onto his station.”

    Actually, it’s the ladies that we actually want on the show.

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