Keystone XL the root of all DC dysfunction according to Carper

Filed in National by on November 19, 2014

In an attempt to justify his execrable vote in favor of the environmental catastrophe known as the Keystone XL pipeline, Tom Carper’s office released a statement which blames the Keystone pipeline for Congressional gridlock. That’s right. It is the Keystone Pipeline, and not the whack-ass GOP that is fucking up everything in DC, according to Carper.

In a statement, Carper said “the application process for Keystone XL started more than six years ago and I voted in favor of bipartisan legislation to move that process forward. Over the last several years, indecision over Keystone has impeded the Senate’s ability to work together and make progress, even on issues where Democrats and Republicans can find consensus.” – See more at: http://www.wdde.org/70022-sen-carper-votes-keystone-xl-pipeline#sthash.CnyHJo88.dpuf

See? he was just trying to think of all the great work that the Republicans WANT TO DO, if only they could get this Keystone pipeline deal done. It is the Keystone pipeline’s fault everybody, not the Republicans. Where on Earth would you get that idea?

What a fucking fraud. When the GOP closes down the government, or impeaches Obama I suppose we’ll know where to point the finger of blame – at the Keystone pipeline.

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  1. Rhonda H. Tuman says:

    Well, he is unable to back step this vote and his support, or lack of support of such an important issue. People are not going to forget and that will energize them to demand the Delaware Democrat Party gives us a choice on Election Day, or it won’t look good for his re-election. I know there will be comments that people have short memories and he is a money hog, but he also doesn’t want to go out as a loser. After all of the elections he has won, his ego won’t let (I hope and pray) his final elected act be as a loser. It will be a big chance for him to take. He would be better off to prepare the next generation to continue the good work he has done. He did good things at one time, he’s been blinded by the high beams of the $.

  2. Jason330 says:

    From today’s Carperized headlines : Senate Republicans Block NSA Reform Because of the Keystone Pipeline.

  3. mouse says:

    The self serving A-hole needs to feel these heat from constituents. Sounds like he may be already. A least if you have a nut job republican in the pocket of polluters, you know what you have.

  4. Tom Kline says:

    The only “Fucking Fraud” will be on at 8pm tonight.

  5. mouse says:

    The Simpsons?