It’s official Joe Biden is running

…for something.

Let’s face it. These old fuckers think that they are the only people who can get anything done. People like Biden look around and they see a bunch of sad sack losers with their eyes locked on the little TV screens they carry around all the time.

Joe’s appearance at the Sussex Jamboree clinches it. Joe views himself as the guy who can heal America. He can meld the red and blue into purple with his bipartisan charm. He can bring the working class white Reagan Democrats back, and reopen steel mills armed only with his steely resolve.

Joe is running. Mark my words.