Are you sitting down?

You should, because I'm sure if you read this you'd be shocked! The U.S. government is pouring billions into General Motors in hopes of reviving the domestic economy, but when…

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At some point you have to ask yourself if you’ve had enough.  At what point in life do you stop questioning everything.  At some point you succumb.  You bend over, clench and say ok.  When does that happen for me?  It hasn’t yet and I’m beginning to wonder if I’m ever going to be able to be like my father and mother.  When do I roll  over and let it happen. When do I stop fighting? At what point does the curtain come down and I realize the final act is over and I have to walk out of the theater and go back to reality?

That reality being the one where I don’t fight anymore.  When am I  supposed to have that happen to me?  I’d like to know.  Because quite honestly I’m ready to be a teabagger or some form of a schlepp that doesn’t care anymore and get’s into his “shiny metal box” [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQd3jxth5k[/youtube]and drives to work each day.  Ignoring all the bullshit that his car cuts through along the way.  Pollution?  That’s bipartisan bullshit.  That isn’t real.  Cars don’t pullute.  Are you nuts?  The earth is warming on its own you dipshit.  When do I get to drive down the road with MY blinders on?  When  do I get to start ignoring the 20 x 20 foot sign telling me I need to get my wife a ring?  The sign that says I have to buy that new car?   That sign that says I need to go to Delaware Park and put money in a machine that is guaranteed to win only 30% of the time by LAW!  When?  When do I become a pliable cell easily maliable to whatever the media I am bombarded with tells me to become?  I want to drive and be that guy that says 2 days later, “Hey you know I should go to DP and blow my check on the slots, because if I win I will be rich and all my problems will be solved”  I’m ready lord.  Implant stupid now.  I’ve been saving for a while now I think I have enough to get that surgery. Screw the penal implant, you porn doesn’t care how big it is. I’m ready for teh stupid. Bring it! Size triple moron!

Manny Ramirez suspended…

NEW YORK (AP)—Manny Ramirez(notes) was suspended for 50 games by Major League Baseball on Thursday, becoming the latest high-profile player ensnared in the sport’s drug scandals. The commissioner’s office didn’t…

At least it wasn’t a little boy…

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jwfWcuaZ9U&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2F2009%2F05%2F06%2Falberto-cutie-caught-kiss_n_198195.html&feature=player_embedded[/youtube] The best part is when they bring in the Loud Mouth aka Bill Donohue of the Catholic League.  Read up on this guy, he's a peach.

Hey Tom Carper….READ THIS

Matt Taibbi has a way with words:

As for the credit card companies, fuck them. The biggest of them are engaged in one of the all-time great scams right now, gorging themselves on cheap money lent to them by the Fed or the government via bailout programs and then turning right around and further widening their spread by increasing prices to the ordinary consumer. Imagine an oil company that got to buy government crude from the Strategic Petroleum Reserve at a discount during the Katrina crisis and then turned around and gouged consumers during the shortage.

Think there would be public anger then? Maybe. This is close to the same thing, and let’s not forget who these motherfuckers are: they are the people who spent most of the last decade and a half showering congressmen with cash in order to get the Bankruptcy Bill passed. That bill made it significantly harder for people to declare bankruptcy to get out from credit card debt so that they could keep their homes. A study by the New York Federal Reserve last year concluded that there are roughly 32,000 more foreclosures per quarter because of this bill than there would have been had the old bankruptcy laws remained in place. The study estimated that the bill resulted in about 400,000 additional foreclosures total since its inception.

It’s time to be lied to

Tired of hearing the grim truth about their economic future, Americans demanded that the bald-faced lies resume immediately, particularly whenever politicians feel the need to divulge another terrifying problem with…

They are so done as a party

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsMGvvUyNDE&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2F2009%2F05%2F05%2Fmike-pence-descends-into_n_197243.html&feature=player_embedded[/youtube] Right around minute 4 is great!