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Song of the Day 7/30: Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney, “The Girl Is Mine”
Donald Trump’s latest excuse-cum-confession in L’Affaire D’Epstein demonstrates the depths of not just his depravity but his narcissism as well. Confronted with the fact that Ghislaine Maxwell, Epstein’s procurer, recruited 15-year-old victim Virginia Gioffre from a job in the spa at Mar-a-Lago, Trump said Epstein “stole” his underage employee. Two almost-billionaires arguing over ownership of […]
Song of the Day 7/29: The Zombies, “She’s Not There”
Controversial NFL quarterback Aaron Rodgers has had only three confirmed concussions in his career, but he sure acts like he has brain damage. He’s in the news now because, after a stormy history with women, he says he recently got married – but nobody can confirm the woman exists. Rodgers started talking about “Brittani” back […]
Song of the Day 7/28: Tom Lehrer, “The Vatican Rag”
Tom Lehrer, the math professor whose satiric songs about nuclear war, sexual deviancy and other human follies made him a popular cult figure in the 1950s and ’60s, died Saturday at age 97. His clever wordplay and black humor bridged the gap between Cole Porter and Bo Burnham, and influenced the work of countless success […]
Song of the Day 7/27: Jackie Wilson, “Lonely Teardrops”
Guest post by Nathan Arizona If Elvis Presley were here, he’d sing the praises of classic R&B/soul singer Jackie Wilson. He’d even sound like Jackie. Elvis called himself “the white Jackie Wilson” and raved about this “real slender … colored guy” to Johnny Cash and Jerry Lee Lewis at a 1956 session at Sun Records. […]
Song of the Day 7/25: Chuck Mangione, “Feels So Good”
Chuck Mangione gave credit for his biggest hit to the Bee Gees. “‘Saturday Night Fever’ had saturated radio,” he once told an interviewer. “I think the top six out of 10 hits were from that album. Radio programmers couldn’t figure out what to put on instead, and when somebody edited ‘Feels So Good’ from nine […]
Song of the Day 7/24: The Velvet Underground, “I’ll Be Your Mirror”
It’s ironic, really. I don’t think Donald Trump has had a true friend in his life, yet here he is, hoist on the petard of his supposed friendship with fellow perv Jeffrey Epstein. The two certainly had a relationship, but calling it “friendship” probably stretches the definition too far. A better analogy might be symbiosis. […]
Song of the Day 7/23: Ozzy Osbourne, “Mama, I’m Coming Home”
Many metal fans are bemused by the outpouring of respect for Ozzy Osbourne now that he’s gone. If all you knew about him came from the obituaries, it would be hard to tell that critics scorned the genre of music he did so much to invent and for most of his career treated him as […]
Song of the Day 7/22: Paul Revere and the Raiders, “Indian Reservation”
Donald Trump is impressive, in a twisted way: He manages to give voice to every moronic, bigoted opinion you’d hear from the drunk at the end of the bar, all without touching a drop. In most people, that kind of belligerent ignorance comes only after years of destroying brain cells with alcohol. Trump is that […]
Song of the Day 7/21: Connie Francis, “Stupid Cupid”
Guest post by Nathan Arizona She watched this year as she became a TikTok sensation. She was a pop sensation for the first time 67 years ago when she released “Who’s Sorry Now” on those little records that went around 45 times a minute and had big holes in the middle. There’s been a lot […]
Song of the Day 7/20: Coldplay, “Fix You”
If only every scandal was resolved this quickly. The Kiss Cam Canoodler – as a human with access to the internet, you surely know who I mean – has resigned his post as CEO of a tech company called Astronomer. I’ve seen a couple of plausible theories on why this couple’s accidental humiliation went viral. […]
Song of the Day 7/19: BJ Leiderman, “Wait Wait … Don’t Tell Me!” theme
Guest post by Nathan Arizona Donald Trump has pointed his gun at the head of National Public Radio (and PBS) for months, and Congress has finally pulled the trigger for him. Stations around here have said they expect to scrape by without federal funding, but who knows? So it seems like a good time to […]
Song of the Day 7/18: Stevie Wonder, “I Wish”
Trump tried to bury the Epstein List controversy, and it almost worked. He made a few phone calls and every right-wing news source dropped all discussion of it. (Yesterday, while most of the media breathlessly reported the Wall Street Journal’s letter from Trump to Epstein, Fox played a segment on “Biden’s Greatest Gaffes.”) The conspiracy-hungry […]
Song of the Day 7/17: The Kinks, “Young Conservatives”
Guest post by Nathan Arizona A surprisingly rich Wilmington CPA named Robert L. Siegfried Jr. has donated $71.5 million to the University of Delaware’s business college so it can be more like Trump University. No, UD won’t start offering degrees online, but the money will support “rule of law,” “free enterprise” and “property rights,” he […]
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