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Hush Money
President Bush plans to lay out the principles behind his preferred stimulus today, although he will not provide details. The leading ideas in the administration are to give rebates of up to $800 to each taxpayer I’m not gonna lie and say I’m not all about getting $800. I could use a little tuck under […]
The HAMMER OF JUSTICE has fallen hard on one of Delaware’s Elites!
After plea, Wharton fined $41 for crash Former Republican attorney general candidate Ferris Wharton was ordered to pay $41.40 for his role in an accident that raised questions about the legal system’s treatment of one of the state’s premier attorneys.Fair and Just people! You just remember that next time you decide to clip a car […]
haha funny
A mormon, baptist minister and a war hero walk into a bar and they all say to the Bartender I’m running for president and am going to tell you why you should vote for me. The bartender stares at them a while while he is drying high balls (not his balls, high balls people) and […]
Breaking News. Brandywine School District Midterm Scandal
I have just been contacted by a pretty reliable source that says the answers to the district wide Biology Test have been passed around the internet either via email or myspace. My guess is a combination of the two. Several students are going to be busted. Brandywine High School appears to have uncovered it at some […]
Nothing like using a child to spread your propaganda
nemski.com pointed out this little nugget. Pretty good hand writing for a 2nd grader don’t you think?
If this doesn’t confirm that Bush and Cheney Cherry picked their way to war
then i don’t know what does “He told the Israelis that he can’t control what the intelligence community says, but that [the NIE’s] conclusions don’t reflect his own views” about Iran’s nuclear-weapons program, said the official, who would discuss intelligence matters
way more haha funny!
It’s undeniable! Tony Romo Sucks and when you say T.O. is a cry baby you are no longer exaggerating[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=KLZDStiY08w[/youtube]
haha funny
Morris and his wife Esther went to the state fair every year, and every year Morris would say, ‘Esther, I’d like to ride in that helicopter’. Esther always replied, ‘I know Morris, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars’. One year Esther and Morris went to the fair, and […]
F Marry Kill
For the guys: Jessica Simpson, Brittany Spears, Paris Hilton I await your answers For the Ladies: Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Antonio Banderas
Jimmy Carter puttin the Smack Down!
Sometimes I’m a little stupid, maybe, a little slow in the head, so I’m wondering if you can help me get something straight. Maybe you can help me understand one fucking thing right now, America, and explain to me what in the Christ is going on here.
NY Times blowing some Dogfish Head
I don’t know how much it costs to brew beer these days but I can say paying $8 for a FOUR pack, a FREAKING four pack of beer is insane. Whatever happened to a six pack? I think Dogfish Head is overpriced myself, for being brewed right down the street, but they get some mad props […]
I predict I will pee my pants laughing
But I’m no Pat Robertson so I may be wrong…. Looks like Pattie missed on this call: He also cited information from God when he predicted on a year go that major U.S. cities would be hit by “very serious terrorist attacks” causing “possibly millions” of deaths. No such catastrophe occurred. With any luck he […]
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