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kraft singles = A Chicago slang term meaning dollar bills. Derived from another slang term that refers to money as cheese. (Originates from slices of cheese produced by Kraft Foods)
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shocklog = A weblog intended to shock. The term was coined to describe a number of Dutch websites that have specialized in presenting shocking, irritating or “irresponsible” material. Shocklogs have become enormously popular in the Netherlands.
I just left the Hospital
Part of my mission was to explore everything over here to find out why these tiny brown people hate their country and come to ours. I tell you I am still miffed. The real reason for this post though is that I broke my foot and had to use their emergency care. I didn’t have to wait in […]
I’m a hit over here!
You won’t believe this, but that shirt they gave me is going over really well! So well the locals, they gave me another one to add to my collection!
Yet another find
I just can’t get over how much I am learning about these little people. Besides begging me to see the homes they have for sale. Which I might add is a bit wierd because they only seem to sell them for one week a year. They call it sharing. I don’t understand the concept, but […]
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dick flick = The testosterone-driven opposite of a “chick flick”. Generally contains lots of car chases, explosions, and boobs.
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Bluetool = A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores and cars.
My day as an illegal
Well, I’m here!!!! wooohooo and things are going great. I don’t get why “them people” hate their country so much. There is so much to see and do. Sure it costs a little more for them to the same things I am doing. 40% more but what’s 40% to a person using Pesos? These things […]
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floater = Fecal matter that refuses to be flushed. Variously known as a strong swimmer. Not to be confused with sticktites or gluons
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Well you all know I’m on vacatio… partyin lobbying for the roofers I thought it would be cool to drop a few thoughts here and there. thought for the day. courtesy flush = A flush in the middle of the toilet-sitting process in order to reduce the aroma but more importantly reduce the noise…usually performed […]
I almost forgot
this is the shirt they gave me to wear for most of the trip. They said since I can’t wear body armor to protect myself from the brown invaders, it should do just as good a job
It’s not bribery it’s work!
I’m in Mexico this week. Actually right about now I’m on a plane. NO, no, I’m not on vacation though. It is part of the Donviti Immigration Guest Worker Investigation Program actually. I’m going to Mexico to see why these people (for those of you that are rascist democrats when I say “these people” I […]
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