Bad News For The #Resistance: Sources Close To Mueller Are Suggesting The Pee Tape Is Real, But It Is Hot As Hell, Maybe The Sexiest Event Ever Caught On Camera

Bad News For The #Resistance: Sources Close To Mueller Are Suggesting The Pee Tape Is Real, But It Is Hot As Hell, Maybe The Sexiest Event Ever Caught On Camera

...a breathtaking visual feast of unparalleled erotic beauty
For those holding out hope that the infamous pee tape will eventually surface and expose President Trump for the depraved monster he truly is, sadly it’s now looking like, if anything, the video will only make him more popular than ever: According to new intel from sources close to Special Counsel Robert Mueller, the pee tape is indeed real, but it is reportedly hot as hell—perhaps the sexiest event ever caught on camera in human history. Sorry, #Resistance, but it doesn’t look like this one’s going to play out in our favor. Unlike the vile, hateful scene described in the controversial Steele dossier, two anonymous FBI officials have now confirmed that the storied 2013 video of Trump ordering prostitutes to urinate on a bed in the Moscow Ritz-Carlton is actually a breathtaking visual feast of unparalleled erotic beauty, so captivating in its raw sensual power that it can arouse virtually anyone, regardless of sexual orientation. Sources familiar with the footage say that it begins with Trump—shirtless, in white briefs and black dress socks—sitting on the end of a luxurious king-size bed, beckoning forth two stunningly gorgeous blond women and asking them “You hookers got any piss in ya?” as they sidle up next to him, sensually stroking his broad, hairy shoulders. It’s then that things start getting really, really hot.
With no opposition party to speak of, the LOLZ is all we's got.

Be like Jason330 – Register as a Democrat by May 25

In a fit of rage after the disastrous Presidential election, I changed my party affiliation to "Green Party." That was my little impotent protest against the stupid DCCC, craven corporate owned "Democrats" like Tom Carper, and the diabolically inept and shit-assed Hillary Clinton campaign. As of about two minutes ago, I am back to being a Democrat because a much better protest against the horrible Democratic Party is to make it better by voting in primary elections. SO...fuck you Tom Carper, you want to ignore your constituents? Here is my primary vote for Kerri Harris. Fuck you, shit-ass Professional Democrats - here is my primary vote for Chris Johnson.

The GOP takes the blue pill. Will America?

In the Matrix, Neo is offered an out.
After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill—the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes. Remember: all I'm offering is the truth.
The blue pill is an affirmative decision to remain in pleasant fantasy world. The red pill is an affirmative choice to live in a difficult and troubling reality. By continuing with Trump beyond the point where he has "crossed over into applying overt presidential pressure on the Justice Department to do his bidding" the GOP is an affirmative decision to remain in an anti-constitutional fantasy world, in which America is ruled by a President, not governed by duly elected officials.

Guns everywhere, all the time

This sad situation in Middletown could have been even sadder if the young man in question followed his bad decsion to bring a gun into the school with a worse decsion to pull the trigger.
Delaware State Police have identified 18-year-old-Tymere Moore as the student that allegedly brandished a handgun during an altercation on Friday, May 18, 2018. Moore is believed to have thrown a bottle striking another female student at the end of a verbal altercation before another male student confronted him, said state police. Police said a second altercation ensued in the bathroom, where Moore allegedly removed a 9mm handgun from his backpack and aimed it at the other student before both exited the restroom without incident. State police have determined that Moore stole the gun from a vehicle on that day, prior to his arrival at school.

Justice Democrats endorsement of Kerri Harris is a big deal

Founded in 2017 by Cenk Uygur of 'The Young Turks', and former leadership from the 2016 Bernie Sanders presidential campaign, Justice Democrats has a stated goal of reforming the Democratic Party by running "a unified campaign to replace every corporate-backed member of Congress and rebuild the Democratic Party from scratch." You can't get anymore corporate-backed than Carper.

Record US fertility rate decline confuses the easily confused

Note to Confused Demographers: A handful of wealthy people getting even weathier does not mean that "the economy" has "rebounded."
WASHINGTON — The fertility rate in the United States fell to a record low for a second straight year, federal officials reported Thursday, extending a deep decline that began in 2008 with the Great Recession. The fertility rate fell to 60.2 births per 1,000 women of childbearing age, down 3 percent from 2016, according to the National Center for Health Statistics. It was the largest single-year decline since 2010, when families were still feeling the effects of a weak economy.... The country has been living through one of the longest declines in fertility in decades and demographers are trying to figure out what is driving it. Rates tend to drop during difficult economic times as people put off having babies, and then rise once the economy rebounds. But the rate has not recovered since the Great Recession. A brief uptick in 2014 did not last. The number of births has also declined, and last year was its lowest level since 1987. The fertility rate is the number of births per 1,000 women ages 15 to 44.

Primary Results Favor The #Resistance

Get ready for professional Democrats like Chris Coons and scores of TV talking heads to tut, tut these results and go on a concern-troll marathon. I say - fuck those guys. If you are so smart and "the middle" is such an electoral goldmine - why have you LOST WITH THAT STRATEGY SO FUCKING MUCH OVER THE PAST 25 YEARS?
The Democratic Party woke up this morning with a clear signal from Tuesday’s primary elections: The #Resistance means business. The more progressive candidate won in Democratic primaries around the country. The question, however, is whether those more liberal candidates will hurt the party’s chances in November. The biggest — and most surprising — news of the night was nonprofit executive Kara Eastman’s nomination in Nebraska’s 2nd Congressional District. Although former U.S. Rep. Brad Ashford had both the money and the backing of national Democrats, Eastman defeated him 51 percent to 49 percent. Like many of yesterday’s victorious Democrats, Eastman won by throwing red (blue?) meat to the liberal base: Where Ashford touted his ability to build consensus in Congress, Eastman promised confrontation and, well, resistance to President Trump.