Here is a roundup of Trump Headlines. Sorry about giving this story Oxygen, but I’m going to enjoy the GOP kicking Trump to the curb too much to ignore this shit.
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Musk’s Twitter Debacle Spreads to Tesla – Who could have predicted this?
People in the market for a $60,000 battery-powered MAGA hat should wait a few more months when the price drops another $10k or so. Take a look at this chart comparing the cost of a used Tesla to other luxury car brands. The decline in the car’s value could be attributed to a number of […]
Trump-y Minnesota Town Discovers Socialism – End of World Nigh
City leaders in the small town of Warren knew they needed to do something when the number of in-home day cares dwindled to three, and the only day care center in town was full and still struggling financially. “So as community leaders we said, ‘OK, we need to sit down and we need to dig […]
Not Exactly Breaking News – Texts Show GOP Efforts To Overturn 2020 Results!!
It looks like the media is breathlessly covering this story as if nobody knew that the entire GOP (except for VP Mike Pence and two other Republicans) was engaging in trying to overturn the 2020 election and install Trump as Lord Protector. Former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows texted with at least 34 […]
DL Open Thread Wednesday December 14 2022
McCarthy can be speaker only if he promises the Freedom Caucus that he will perform his duties with a cocked gun pressed to his temple.
Kevin McCarthy Still Wants to Be Speaker for Some Reason
The House Republican Conference is still entrenched in an internal war over whether to reinstate an arcane rule that would empower any member to bring up a vote to oust a speaker at any time.
The bitter divide is only heating up and has emerged center stage in House GOP Leader Kevin McCarthy’s quest for 218 votes to win the position. For McCarthy’s backers, the so-called motion to vacate is seen as little more than a promise of hostage taking, a tool that could be used by the right flank to hamstring McCarthy’s ability to lead the conference and effectively govern.
Good. Now Do Roe v Wade & Gun Safety
WASHINGTON (AP) — A celebratory crowd of thousands bundled up on a chilly Tuesday afternoon to watch President Joe Biden sign gay marriage legislation into law, a joyful ceremony that was tempered by the backdrop of an ongoing conservative backlash over gender issues.
“This law and the love it defends strike a blow against hate in all its forms,” Biden said on the South Lawn of the White House. “And that’s why this law matters to every single American.”
American Business Fundamentals in 2022
Rule 1: Borrow so much money that your creditors have no choice but to become co-conspirators. Rule 2: Fuck people over with abandon, Nice Framing Elon is “cutting costs” the same away a shoplifter is “cutting costs” but that doesn’t get covered in precisely that way. Musk Shakes Up Twitter’s Legal Team as He Looks […]
Top Ten Best Christmas Songs & Best Versions of Them – Updated for 2022
Here is the definitive list of the “Top Ten Best Christmas Songs & Best Versions of Them ” updated for 2022. 10) ‘Christmas Time Is Here’ – A Charlie Brown Christmas 9) Alone on Christmas Day – Phoenix* 9) Fairytale of New York – The Pogues 8) Christmas (Baby Please Come Home) – U2 no […]
Delaware continuing to age at an alarming rate
Good news – labor will be valuable. Bad news – most new jobs will be in the field of wiping the asses of old fucks. Delaware’s Population Consortium approved the state’s 2022 population projections Thursday – projections that counties, municipalities and school districts are required to use for planning and budgeting purposes. This year’s projections […]
Salisbury MD almost made it a full year without a homicide
Downtown Salisbury stabbing is first homicide of the year Maryland State Police were continuing their search for the suspect in an early morning homicide in a parking lot on West Market Street in Salisbury. Riley Lee Collick, 44, of Fruitland, is wanted for first-degree murder in the death of Alejandro Roland Exantus, 32, of Laurel, […]
Very Responsible Gun Owner Arrested
EAST GRAND FORKS, Minn. (AP) — A 76-year-old Minnesota man is facing criminal charges because he was shooting at a squirrel and a bullet went through a child’s bedroom window in a neighboring home. East Grand Forks Police said they arrested the man Sunday after his neighbor reported some bullet holes in the siding of […]
Great Britain Significantly Less Great After 12 Years of Tory Ass-Fuckery
Spiraling costs and crumbling public services leave millions in Britain struggling to live
Whatever Happened to Lauren Witzke?
Not that I care about what’s become of the one time de-facto leader of the DEGOP. I just think it is a measure of how flat out dead the DEGOP is that they can’t even keep an early Lappy!(tm) booster like Witzke interested hanging around.
World Class Attention Whore, Kyrsten Sinema, announces she is leaving Democratic Party
If the Dems retain majorities in Committees, then – FINE, Fuck off. Get out. Take a hike. Go jump in a lake. If this means committees will be split then FUCK YOU!! Kyrsten Sinema announces she is leaving Democratic Party “In a 45-minute interview, the first-term senator told POLITICO that she will not caucus with Republicans […]
Disgraced Loser Thinks She Knows Disgrace & Loserishness When She Sees It
State GOP chair calls on Democrats to return FTX donation The chair of the Delaware Republican Party has called on the state’s Democratic Party to reject a donation from disgraced cryptocurrency entrepreneur Sam Bankman-Fried. Bankman-Fried contributed $9,756.20 to the Democratic State Committee of Delaware on Aug. 31, 2022, according to the Federal Election Commission. Attempts […]
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