His Majesty’s Royal Chism
The BBC reports that the impending coronation of King Charles III will break from the established rituals of the British monarchy, altering the recipe of the sacred "chism oil" —…
WashingtonCNN —Arkansas Republican Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders signed a bill into law this week that rolls back a number of child labor protections across the state, including a measure that had required employers to obtain work certificates for children under the age of 16.
“The Governor believes protecting kids is most important, but this permit was an arbitrary burden on parents to get permission from the government for their child to get a job,” Sanders’ spokesperson Alexa Henning said in a statement. “All child labor laws that actually protect children still apply and we expect businesses to comply just as they are required to do now.”
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Did make its way unto the air Conducted by the Fairness Campaign bright A pro-LGBTQ rights group with might The question posed did bring to light A topic of great moral right Should state leaders have the power To overrule parents' wishes hour by hour? And lo, the answer came forth clear From seventy-one percent without fear Nay, say they, such laws should not exist For parents' wishes should always persist In matters of their children's lives The power should rest in their hives For who can know a child's heart Better than those who from birth did impart? So let it be known throughout the land That parents' wishes should remain grand And state leaders should not interfere In matters of their children dear.