Things Americans don’t know or care about – The Hunter Biden Files

Things Americans don’t know or care about – The Hunter Biden Files

1) Joe Biden has a son named Hunter. 2) Hunter just got a big payday from a Ukrainian gas company on account of his famous last name. (Not that he needs the dough.) 3) Ukraine is a country in Eastern Europe. 4) People in other countries, like France and Germany, think it looks bad that Hunter took that job because President Obama is currently contending with some bullshit currently going down between Ukraine and Russia. 5) People in other countries, like France and Germany and every other country in the world except North Korea, pay more attention to world events than we do. 6) Some people in this country who are paid to care about what people in Europe think say that Hunter Biden's new job clashes with the U.S. "narrative" that we are all about international law and human rights - and not about taking everybody's oil and natural gas. 7)There is no number seven.
Late Night Video — Common Core and Standardized Tests Make Kids Gay

Late Night Video — Common Core and Standardized Tests Make Kids Gay

So this is the end of the argument right? I mean, somehow this has to be the equivalent of Godwin's law -- As the discussion of Common Core and standardized testing grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving homosexuals approaches 1. How does that work for you? Because we have Rep. Charles Van Zant saying that the testing company providing FL standardized tests (and Common Core!) promotes homosexuality (approx 3 mins long):
Tuesday Open Thread [5.20.14]

Tuesday Open Thread [5.20.14]

Michael Tomasky says the Tea Party is not quite dead yet:
Tonight, the tea party is going to lose some elections. Its Senate candidates in Kentucky and Georgia are going to lose—and lose really, really badly in at least in Kentucky. The theme of the night on cable (and for the balance of the week really) will be the death of the tea party. Everybody’s waiting with a safety net, as Elvis Costello (nearly) sang, but I say don’t bury them ’cuz they’re not dead yet. While it’s true that the majority of tea-party candidates are losing, something else has been going on more under the radar, smartly picked up on recently by Jamie Fuller of The Washington Post. A lot of Republican candidates are trying to finesse the establishment-tea party Maginot Line and be both things to all people. She writes, I believe accurately, that the clear goal of many candidates is “staying comfortable with the tea party while networking with the establishment on the side.” This certainly describes North Carolina’s Thom Tillis. He beat an explicitly tea party backed challenger, but Tillis is still deeply reactionary (eliminate the minimum wage entirely, he once suggested!), he backed the Cruz-led government shutdown, and he is distinguishable ideologically from tea party candidates only in that he’s not quite as wacko as the tea party guy was.
Tyranical Chipotle Tramples Freedom

Tyranical Chipotle Tramples Freedom

I was going to write a post parodying wingut reaction to Chipotle's decision to ask its patrons to not menace other patrons by brandishing their firearms. But winguts these days defy parody. Here is the hysterical whine of the "Tea Party Nation" on the topic:

Monday Open Thread [5.19.14]

Corporations are planning for Global Warming. Why can't Republicans?
Though major international corporations tend to be amoral machines for collecting revenue without regard to fairness or human life, they do have one thing going for them: when there's money on the line, they don't waste time fucking around. [...] Failing to plan for global warming due to some weird anti-science bias could potentially cost them billions of dollars. Therefore they will plan. (This will not stop them from making ample political donations to the Republican party, sadly.)
We got more good Obamacare news inside, as well as the latest polling data from around the country.
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Radical Right’s “Traitors Spring” Fails Miserably.

Radical Right’s “Traitors Spring” Fails Miserably.

So, if all had gone to their deluded plain, 10 to 30 million people who rush the White House and the Capitol Building and force the President, Vice President and the congressional leadership from office. How exactly is not said, but one can assume that they would not have gone willingly, since all were legitimately elected to their terms of office less than two years ago. So we are left to assume that they will be violently forced from office. But as the picture shows, only a few hundred, if that, showed up. Coup organizers said that the 10 to 30 million expected were scared off by the rain on Thursday and Friday. Which seems reasonable. Because if you are going to violently topple your government, it better be a sunny day.