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Salem Unit 1 Reactor Offline

By nemski May 3, 2012

Since Monday, the Unit 1 reactor just over the river has been offline after several failures.

Your WTF Video of the Day

By liberalgeek May 2, 20125 Comments

A North Carolina pastor has a pretty straight-forward way to make sure your kids don't turn gay. Beat the shit out of them.

Can I make it any clearer? Dads, the second you see your son dropping the limp wrist, you walk over there and crack that wrist. Man up. Give him a good punch. Ok?

Gun Nuts Gone Amok

By MJ May 2, 20126 Comments

A self-appointed border guard and racist is suspected in the murder of 4 people before he took the chickenshit coward's way out and killed himself. Longtime white supremacist and border…

GOP Mind Tricks Aren’t Working This Time

By nemski May 2, 20123 Comments

E. J. Dionne has an interesting theory on why the typical Republican game plan isn’t working − Because the screwed the pooch on foreign policy last time around.

Mitt Romney Opts For Costanza Strategy

By nemski May 2, 20121 Comment

In an attempt to make himself even more blander, Mitt Romney pledges to do the opposite of President Obama.

Shep Smith Is Teh Awesome

By nemski May 2, 20124 Comments

This is the most honest thing I have ever seen in politics and it’s from Fox News.

The Etymology of Forward

By nemski May 2, 20122 Comments

I thought Lou Dobbs was dead. He’s not. Worse yet, he has a blackboard and he’s going give us some learning.

Can the GOP Swift Boat Obama?

By nemski May 2, 20124 Comments

The Atlantic is reporting that the swift boating of Obama has begun with a new SEAL video.

NOT Breaking: Gingrich Ends Campaign

By nemski May 2, 20123 Comments

In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Updated: More Drama In School Board Elections

By pandora May 2, 201223 Comments

Can we just skip all this and move these elections to November? Pretty please?

Viviette Applewhite will not be allowed to vote in the 2012 election due to a Pennsylvania law requiring photo id’s to vote. Voting since 1960, Applewhite does not drive and had her purse stolen. Apparently state officials cannot locate her birth certificate, after all she is 93 years old.

Rubio Will Inevitably Abandon Friend

By nemski May 2, 20123 Comments

Senator Marco Rubio (R – Florida), one of the top contenders for Vice President on the losing Republican presidential ticket, is sticking by David Rivera, the Christine O’Donnell of Florida.

DEA Detains Student, Forgets About Him For 5 Days

By nemski May 2, 20124 Comments

Words fail almost as much as the DEA failed when they detained a college student, placed him in a holding cell, and then forgot about him for five days with out food or water.