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Tonight at 7 p.m., there will be a public hearing in the Senate chamber of Legislative Hall regarding the abomination that passes as the Senate Redistricting Plan. Paul Baumbach, of the Progressive Democrats for Delaware, is expected to speak at the meeting tonight on behalf of the PDD, and what follows are his prepared remarks.

It is summer in Delaware, so time to complain about how long it takes to get from where you are, to the beach. So many other stupid motorists clogging up the roads, so many glances at the speedometer reading 5mph. *sigh* What to do? Take a tax payer funded hop on a New Jersey state police chopper? I guess if you are some fat loser Republican. Leave for Dewey at 3:00am? Maybe. Just don't do this one thing...DON'T...

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