You tell me what you’d do?

UPDATE:  I have fired off the first salvo.  No response yet, but I may not get one, this fish can be tricky to hook at times. 

 Donviti: What happened at the meeting last night? 

I’m going with the “catch in a lie” spinner bait.  Let’s see how I do, unless she reads this blog, then I’m hosed! Foiled! Curses!

Then, after that I go with Disbeliefs paragraph for the open, sprinkle in Anon’s and offer an olive branch (eagles claw attached) then swoop in with Von Crackers Catholic Shame technique!
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