Donviti’s droppings

Bluetool = A person who wears a bluetooth wireless earpiece everywhere they go to seem trendy and important. Places to spot bluetools include movie theaters, malls, restaurants, gyms, grocery stores…

My day as an illegal

Well, I'm here!!!! wooohooo and things are going great.  I don't get why "them people" hate their country so much.  There is so much to see and do.  Sure it…

Donviti’s droppings

floater = Fecal matter that refuses to be flushed. Variously known as a strong swimmer. Not to be confused with sticktites or gluons