Conservatives Are “Gonna Get Medieval On Your Ass”
Attention, True Patriots! Are you tired of living among liberals? Do you believe the collapse of the USA will happen any day and you'll be trapped in your cul de sac, unable to maneuver you SUV around all the "hungry, diseased souls" who will try to steal your liberty? Can you prove you can shoot a gun, and would like to live in a castle where everyone 13 and older is armed? Do you not only long for the good old days, but the really awesome Medieval days? If so, there's a place for you!