I got Crabs
and I love them! This is my favorite time of year I have to say. I am a crab fiend I must say. I can’t get enough of them and at least 3 or 4 times a year I head up to “HillTop” in Pa for their AYCE deal that honestly is the best thing going, if you can eat 18 or more crabs in one sitting. I can, I do and I love it!
I don’t want to say that I have a favorite child but I will say that I do have one daughter that takes after my passion for picking crabs. One of my daughters took the Lazy excuse and I still love her, but I don’t know if I can forgive her for it.
(insert 12 year old whiney voice here on 1, 2 andddddd 3) “Ittttt takkesss tooooo long to pickkkkk themmmmm”
UGH, get away from me with such language child! Blasphemy!
All you jackasses who think that the US Attorney firings are theater
GREAT QUESTION!
You tell me what you’d do?
UPDATE: I have fired off the first salvo. No response yet, but I may not get one, this fish can be tricky to hook at times.
Donviti: What happened at the meeting last night?
I’m going with the “catch in a lie” spinner bait. Let’s see how I do, unless she reads this blog, then I’m hosed! Foiled! Curses!
Then, after that I go with Disbeliefs paragraph for the open, sprinkle in Anon’s and offer an olive branch (eagles claw attached) then swoop in with Von Crackers Catholic Shame technique!
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New Element Discovered!!
Governmentium
A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element has been named “Governmentium”. Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
I won the powerball!
Wow, I’m almost speechless
I’m not saying, but I’m just saying
Best line in a song….EVER
Me, me, me, me
UPDATE: I have recieved word that the Exterior of the house is done! wooohooooo, the pavers are in the lights are hung now I just need to add the shutters, but that isn’t holding up putting the house back up for sale….
So what is going on in Donviti’s life you are all wondering right? As delaware hottests blogger the past few weeks have been chaotic as hell. I have had a surge of activity at my house which I’m trying to get back on the market before the summer selling season ends.
I have a feeling…
It’s not a gut feeling though, more like a twang, yeah, that’s it. I have a twang. A twangy feeling. I don’t have a doctors note on my twang, but I know a twang when I feel it.
Yup, definitely a twang. It seems my twang acts up in the summer. The summer seems to be the best time for my twang. I don’t have data or facts to support this belief, but you can trust me. I swear. No, really, I’m an expert.
It is a heightened twang right now. More or less I expect to have my twangometer at the same level for the rest of the summer though.
I don’t want to get my twang bent out of shape right now, but I feel it. Don’t worry about my twang either, I’ll let you know if something creeps up, my guess is around the 2nd week of August my twang will really shoot up. But, I just figured I would let you know about my twang, even though I’m not changing my twangometer and I don’t have any proof that it is even a twang.