Dr. Liberal – Delaware Liberal

Ask Dr. Liberal – Here Comes The Judge, Here Comes the Judge!

By jason330 April 4, 20123 Comments

Dear Dr. Liberal, Contracts for the proposition “The US Supreme Court to rule individual mandate unconstitutional before midnight ET 31 Dec 2012″ are now trading at 62.6% on intrade. Should I take the money I was going to use to by a Fisker electric car and buy some of the activist judge futures? Yours Truly, Eternally Combustible

Dr. Liberal, Will I Ever Get a Pony?

By nemski December 24, 201011 Comments

Dear Dr. Liberal: I am 35 years old and a neophyte to politics. Myself and a handful of others are upset that President Obama hasn't given me the pony he promised. Please tell me the truth, will I ever get a pony? Signed, Virgin Politico

Ask Dr. Liberal: Good Deal!

By liberalgeek February 25, 20102 Comments

Dear Dr. Liberal, Should I buy a used car from Barack Obama? It is a 2005 Mazda Protege with 65,000 miles on it. He is asking $3,000 for it. What do you think? Signed, Car Shopping in DC

Ask Dr. Liberal

By Unstable Isotope February 14, 201014 Comments

Dear Dr. Liberal, I've recently read about the Voluntary Human Extinction Movement and it looks pretty good. Should I join? Signed, No Kidding (Get it?) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dear No Kidding, The…

Ask Dr. Liberal: Coons is in the Club Edition

By liberalgeek February 8, 20109 Comments

Dear Doctor Liberal, Do you think Chris Coons has the guts to really go after Castle? I view Castle as the incumbent in this race and they say to beat an incumbent you need to make the race a referendum on the person. Can Coons do that? Sparky

Ask Dr. Liberal: PETA and Its Shadow

By liberalgeek February 1, 20109 Comments

Dr. Liberal – PETA wants organizers of Pennsylvania’s Groundhog Day festival to replace Punxsutawney Phil with a robotic stand-in. WTF? Why is PETA determined to turn itself into the Westboro Baptist Church of the Anti-Animal cruelty movement? Don’t they realize that this kind of shit makes people want to beat their groundhogs? Signed, Phil Connors

Dear Dr. Liberal: Storytime!

By liberalgeek January 29, 20103 Comments

Dear Dr. Liberal: So a Republican male centerfold beats a Democrat in Massachusetts and its the end of the world for Democrats. While late last year a Democrat beats a teabagger in historically strong Republican Congressional district and there wasn't this cry of anguish from the Republicans. Why are the Democrats the biggest bunch of spineless reactionaries around? Or, in Dr. Liberal terms, why are most Democrats douchenozzles and run with the fight gets tough? Sincerely, A Democrat with a Spine

Ask Dr. Liberal: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Biden

By liberalgeek January 20, 20108 Comments

Dear Dr. Liberal, Since Tiger Woods seems to be on the cusp of declaring himself to be a sex addict, do you think that means he would have sex with me? Signed, Ready for Wood(s)

Ask Dr. Liberal: Fast Food Edition

By liberalgeek January 18, 201019 Comments

Dr. L, Should I eat a McDonald’s Mac Snack Wrap ™ sandwich? Signed, Greenwood Gourmand

Ask Dr. Liberal: What’s Up With Obama?

By liberalgeek January 16, 201059 Comments

Dear Dr. Liberal, Am I right to be mad at Barack Obama for selling out to all the Democratic douchnozzles and Republicans fucktards in Congress? He does seem to have squandered the victory that we delivered to him in November and some of my liberal friends have already jumped off the bus. Signed, Wondering in Wilmington