Santorum Wins!

Just thought he deserved the headline. The Republican party of Iowa has finished it’s recount of the January 3rd Iowa caucuses and the certified final results show Rick Santorum came out ahead by 34 votes.

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Now why didn't someone at the USDA think of this? Apparently, we're so fat as a nation that we're wasting money on food stamps. At least that's what Rick Santorum thinks.