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What are Trump’s Ailments?

Filed in National by on November 18, 2019 11 Comments
  • Restless elbow syndrome
    Fibromyalgia
    High-fiber fibromyalgia
    Hot tub foot
    Lou Gehrig’s disease
    Lou Barlow’s disease
    Lucy Liu Flu
    Puff Knuckle
    Advanced moist shin disorder
    Hyper-tolerance to lactose
    Urinary tract infection
    Urinary 8-track infection
    Trickle nipple
    Thick urine syndrome
    Hapsburg cholera
    Clogged arteries
    Dropsy
    Dry lip
    Intestinal colic
    Indoor toilet allergy
    Milk leg
    Loofah rash
    Bone worm
    Selective fatigue syndrome
    Hepatitis R
    Irritable bowel syndrome
    Spastic ear discharge
    Pubic lice
    Amphibial rabies
    Anglo-centric sickle cell anemia
    Scabies
    Rabies
    Mickey Rooney’s Sugar Babies
    Tarnished yam simplex
    Swollen perineum
    Chronic shame disorder
    Larval penis
    Dirt belly
    Parkinson’s disease
    Valet Parkinson’s disease
    Parallel Parkinson’s disease
    Parker Posey pox
    Pere ubu
    Canine derived hip dysplasia
    Selective albinism
    Scrotal migraines
    Prolapsed navel
    Diagnosed as “Hard to Kill”
    Dusty Sperm
    Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
    Male FUPA disorder
    Overactive Empathy
    Human Contact Disorder
    Late Onset-Turkey Revulsion
    Internal Sneezing

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