What are Trump’s Ailments?

  • Restless elbow syndrome Fibromyalgia High-fiber fibromyalgia Hot tub foot Lou Gehrig’s disease Lou Barlow’s disease Lucy Liu Flu Puff Knuckle Advanced moist shin disorder Hyper-tolerance to lactose Urinary tract infection Urinary 8-track infection Trickle nipple Thick urine syndrome Hapsburg cholera Clogged arteries Dropsy Dry lip Intestinal colic Indoor toilet allergy Milk leg Loofah rash Bone worm Selective fatigue syndrome Hepatitis R Irritable bowel syndrome Spastic ear discharge Pubic lice Amphibial rabies Anglo-centric sickle cell anemia Scabies Rabies Mickey Rooney’s Sugar Babies Tarnished yam simplex Swollen perineum Chronic shame disorder Larval penis Dirt belly Parkinson’s disease Valet Parkinson’s disease Parallel Parkinson’s disease Parker Posey pox Pere ubu Canine derived hip dysplasia Selective albinism Scrotal migraines Prolapsed navel Diagnosed as “Hard to Kill” Dusty Sperm Carpool Tunnel Syndrome Male FUPA disorder Overactive Empathy Human Contact Disorder Late Onset-Turkey Revulsion Internal Sneezing