Unnamed GOP congressman goes off on Trump: ‘We might as well impeach the Motherfucker’

Filed in National by on April 11, 2018

This is via Jen Hayden and Dkos.  I’m just putting the whole thing right here.

Conservative blogger Erik Erickson is reporting that during his trip to Washington, D.C., he met up with an as-of-yet-unnamed Republican congressman, one who has publicly been very supportive of Donald Trump, and during their clandestine walk through the aisles of a grocery store outside of D.C. (they didn’t want to be seen), this Republican congressman absolutely went off on Trump and his disastrous leadership. From Erickson’s report:

“I read you writing about this, about wanting to say nice things when you can and criticize when you need to. He may be an idiot, but he’s still the President and leader of my party and he is capable of doing some things right,” he says before conceding it’s usually other people doing the right things in the President’s name. “But dammit he’s taking us all down with him. We are well and truly f**ked in November. Kevin [McCarthy] is already circling like a green fly circling sh*t trying to take Paul’s [Ryan] job because nobody thinks he’s sticking around for Nancy [Pelosi]. She’s going to f**k up the cafeteria again too. [Lord’s name in vain], at least I’ll probably lose too and won’t have to put up with that sh*t.” He won’t lose. His district is very Republican.

Hours after publishing this, news began to circulate that Paul Ryan is retiring from Congress. But, let’s get back to the rant, because this is incredible.

“It’s like Forrest Gump won the presidency, but an evil, really f*cking stupid Forrest Gump. He can’t help himself. He’s just a f**king idiot who thinks he’s winning when people are b*tching about him. He really does see the world as ratings and attention. I hate Forrest Gump. I listen to your podcast and heard you hate it too. What an overrated piece of sh*t movie. Can you believe it beat the Shawshank Redemption?”

Oh, my. Please continue, congressman.

“I say a lot of shit on TV defending him, even over this. But honestly, I wish the motherf*cker would just go away. We’re going to lose the House, lose the Senate, and lose a bunch of states because of him. All his supporters will blame us for what we have or have not done, but he hasn’t led. He wakes up in the morning, sh*ts all over Twitter, sh*ts all over us, sh*ts all over his staff, then hits golf balls. F*ck him. Of course, I can’t say that in public or I’d get run out of town.”

The congressman went on to explain that if key members of the House Judiciary Committee are facing primary battles for their seats, they’ll stick with Trump because they are so fearful of the deplorable base. If they get through the primaries, there is a chance they could get on board with impeachment because Trump is dragging the entire party down.

“Judiciary is stacked with a bunch of people who can win re-election so long as they don’t piss off Trump voters in the primary. But if we get to summer and most of the primaries are over, they just might pull the trigger if the President fires Mueller. The sh*t will hit the fan if that happens and I’d vote to impeach him myself. Most of us would, I think. Hell, all the Democrats would and you only need a majority in the House. If we’re going to lose because of him, we might as well impeach the motherf**ker. Take him out with us and let Mike [Pence] take over. At least then we could sleep well at night,” he said before going off on a tangent about how the situations with Russia and China scare him. Then, “You know having Mike as President would really piss off all the right people, too. They think they hate Trump. Mike is competent,” at which point he sighs and laments that there were, in his mind, more than a dozen competent choices in 2016.

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  1. Liberal Elite says:

    It’s been obvious for some time that Trump hasn’t been liked in the GOP cloakrooms in the Capitol, but WOW!

  2. Alby says:

    Special bonus points to Dubble E for transcribing “motherf**cker” but completely censoring “[Lord’s name in vain]” instead of, say, transcribing it “J*sus *hrist.” There’s such a thing as being too much of an Old Testament literalist; it turns you into a superstitious peasant.

  3. jason330 says:

    I know, right? It reads like “I’m more pious than all ya’ll bitches!”

  4. spktruth says:

    https://www.commondreams.org/views/2018/04/11/new-poor-peoples-campaign-gearing-launch-mothers-day

    Trump unhinged more than ever…could: Fire Mueller and Rosentein and attack Syria with no plan, or exit. Sanders and Progressive Caucus standing strong against any strike on Syria…meanwhile what can we do: find a rally and support the above campaign. Unite!

  5. jason330 says:

    It is tempting to see this as the first little bit of water over the dam, but I doubt the GOP will bail on Trump until his approval ratings go below 20% amoung Republicans.

    Which, it is worth noting, they never will because 26% of Republicans are braindead zombies.

  6. spktruth says:

    https://crooksandliars.com/2018/04/mike-pompeo-senator-i-dont-recall

    the answer for every politician engaged in politricks.