Christine O’Donnell’s Bullshit Speech Annotated

Filed in National by on November 2, 2010

What a classless load of crap. Check this out…

I cannot thank you enough. We worked hard. We had an incredible victory. Be encouraged. We have won. The Delaware political system will never be the same. Well, you know what I mean by—my joking big brother goes: ‘We won? Did we miss something?’ You know what I meant. We were victorious because the Delaware political system will never be the same. That’s a great thing. The Republican Party will never be the same. And that’s a good thing

Yeah. The Delaware Republican party is crippled. Thanks! Delaware politics are now as mean spirited and full of money, lies and goons as your state, New Jersey.

Our voices were heard and we’re not gonna be quiet now.

Your voices were heard because you can’t shut the fuck up. Even when you are dead wrong you can’t shut up. Being quiet was never your problem. You were fucking REBUKED because people heard your brainless insanity. Your annoying voice only makes your stupid ideas less palatable to normal people.

This is just the beginning. We’ve got a lot of work to do. I just got off the phone with my opponent and I reminded him that he is now in a position to help the people of Delaware who are suffering. I reminded him of Victor Rodriguez and Donald and his family and the many small business owners who are very concerned about these tax hikes. And if he does raise them on the top 2%, they’ll be forced to close their doors.

Holy crap really? You are really going to scold the person who just kicked your ass and pretend that you know more about the voters than he does?

I asked him to watch that 30 minute commercial that we did so he can see what’s going on in Delaware the way I have. And I asked him if he would talk to you and if he would take up my promise to in this lame duck session fight the death tax from being reinstated this January 1st.

How someone who has never made more than $7,000 can be so worried about the estate tax is a bit of a mystery to me. Oh…wait… you are rich now. I get it. you want to make sure that you are not taxed when you (illegally) convert the millions that those dumb suckers gave you to salary.

And he’s gonna be up against his party leadership, but I asked him if he would sit down with some of the families who are very concerned about that and realize the difference he can make. So, we can only hope and pray that he chooses to go against his party leadership and do what’s right for the people of Delaware.

Guess what dipshit? You lost. Stop making me hate you even more than I already do. This is where you are supposed to thank all the brainless dipshits who gave you money.

But we’re not gonna stop fighting either—cause there’s a lot of work to be done—a lot of work to be done. As I’ve said this whole campaign is about putting the political process back into your hands. And that is where it is now. The leadership of our party is going to be drastically different—this next year. The leadership in Delaware will be drastically different from now on. Our elected officials will be held accountable to—by their constituents—like it or not.

So you are going to try and keep the gravy train running. Shocker! Well there are scores of brainless morons out there who seem to hate having money – so you should be well rewarded.

So, although the outcome isn’t what we all worked so hard for, our voice was heard—will continue to be heard. So I hope and pray that you are as encouraged as I am. We’ve got a lot of food. We’ve got the room all night. So, God Bless You. So, let’s party!

Break out the lady bug costume.

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  1. paratrooper18 says:

    too funny. the sad part is that we will see her when carper’s seat comes up. She is like a rash that you just can’t get rid of. Just comes back every so often.

  2. AQC says:

    Oh God, please make her go away!

  3. anonone says:

    I think that “We’ve got a lot of food. We’ve got the room all night. So, God Bless You. So, let’s party!” is pretty much her standard line at the end of a date.

  4. pandora says:

    That speech left me speechless.

    “I just got off the phone with my opponent and I…”

    Congratulated him? Oh no, she reminded him… blah, blah, blah

    She really is a classless idiot.

  5. MJ says:

    is she kidding? Does she realize she was totally rejected? Is she in some back room taking hits off of Delusional David’s crack pipe?

  6. kaveman says:

    Hey, since you fuckwads wanted to push for more gun-control pre-Heller and McDonald, don’t ya think now is the perfect time after the midterms?

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  7. V says:

    Maybe if Chris sits down with some of those families and business owners he can tell them the truth about the policies Christine was lying about for her own gain.

    Do we REALLY think she’s going to wait around in DE for the next two years for Carper’s seat? I feel like she should strike while the iron is hot and make a break for Fox now. Like, next week if she can.

  8. pandora says:

    Hey, since you fuckwads wanted to push for more gun-control pre-Heller and McDonald

    Prove that statement. With links to legislation.

    I’ll wait.

  9. Neil Sagan says:

    I’m afraid she can do Fox and plaque Delaware at the same time.

    I’m also afraid she cannot be marginalized by pressuring the media to stop the freakshow and cover the elected leaders. I hope I’m wrong.

  10. Boxwood says:

    O’Donnell is certifiable. I just watched her ‘concession’ speech online, what a train wreck. was anyone on the stage with her even from Delaware?

  11. anon says:

    Who was the blonde and the beefy dude behind Christine? They looked familiar.

  12. Delaware Dem says:

    Can I say it now?

    Christine O’Donnell is a bitch.

  13. anon says:

    When she snaps her fingers and nobody jumps, it will destroy her.

  14. skippertee says:

    I really want to know what the voices in her head are telling her this morning. Oh, to be a fly on the wall of that empty skull .

  15. skippertee says:

    Dear Christine
    “You have to leave now, and never come back here. Have you ever heard of insect politics? Neither have I. Insects… don’t have politics. They’re very… brutal. No compassion, no compromise. We can’t trust the insect. I’d like to become the first… insect politician. Y’see, I’d like to, but… I’m afraid, uh…” -The Fly [1986]

  16. V says:

    if you don’t have to concede and congratulate the winner in a concession speech anymore (and just vaguely declare “victory”) what’s the point of them anymore. She never acknowleged she lost really. and definately not by the HUGE margin she did.

    also TNJ said she won Kent and Sussex this morning. Get ready to argue with a bunch of idiots on the threads today that it’s not land mass of the county, it’s people (ie. the idividual votes) that win the election.

  17. RSmitty says:

    So, this is what I heard from this speech:

    Blame, blame, blame.
    I got 40%, my best ever in a general!
    Blame, blame, blame.
    We still won! How? Because I told Chris Coons how to do his job! I WIN!
    Blame, blame, blame.
    We may have lost the numbers, but they heard my voice (like a cackling jackel), so I WIN!
    Blame, blame, blame.
    I know that we technically lost, but we didn’t really lose. The DE-GOP lost this. Ginger Gibson lost this. Dan Gaffney lost this. Yet, I WIN!
    Blame, blame, blame.
    I had no support from Delaware at all, but I still WIN!
    Blame, blame, blame.
    See you on FOX, SUCKERS! I WIN!

  18. Joanne Christian says:

    So it won’t be “OH DONE WELL”!!!!??

  19. Auntie Dem says:

    COD and reality do not co-exist. She lives in Christine-Land.