Castle Guardedly Optimistic About Prospect for Martial Sex

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Washington, DC– Congressman Michael N. Castle today recognized his wife’s cleavage.  Congressman Castle said, “The cleavage was probably intentional and I am allowing myself to believe that it had a deeper meaning.  While I have concerns that our schedules make the prospect of coitus a long shot, I am hopeful that a glass of wine with dinner and perhaps decent movie on Cinemax could help put an end to a rather long dry spell.”

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