8 Comments

  1. anon
    March 27, 2007,

    No, he said off OUR roads, not Maryland’s.

  2. anonymous
    March 27, 2007,

    fantastic. absolutely, freakin fantastic.

  3. G Rex
    March 27, 2007,

    The worst drunk drivers? Is there a test, like how many cones you knock over after a night at Smitty McGee’s, home of “the largest glass of wine at the beach?”

  4. liberalgeek
    March 27, 2007,

    They use one of those breathalysers that you used to have at bars to see what your BAC was before you drove. They weren’t for enforcing laws, just for amusement. I haven’t seen any since the first batch was resold to OCPD.

  5. G Rex
    March 28, 2007,

    Right, but those just show how drunk you are, not how good or bad a drunk driver you may be.

  6. anon
    March 28, 2007,

    Yeah, to find out how good a drunk driver you are, you have to blow at least a .15 and then slide over and do at least six qualifying laps on the “NASCAR Fiasco” video game.

  7. What The?
    March 29, 2007,

    Wait a minute — if you expand the picture out to full size, isn’t that pictured beside Biff, none other than John Boom-Boom Adkins?

  8. anon
    March 29, 2007,

    OMG IT IS!!!

    By the way, how much are Spence and Cathcart hating Atkins right now?

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