Sports Betting Takes Next Step
Kudos to Drew Volturo at DSN for continuing to cover the inevitable progression of Delawares Gambling problem into sports betting. The revenue projections, job projections, and additional tax revenue are making this an offer that the legislature can’t refuse. Here is the textbook example of the slippery slope…
Tags: Video Lottery My Ass
It is Superbowl Sunday and a guy, Al let’s say, is meeting with his bookie. The bookie is worried because Al is a horrible gambler and has lost money on every bet he has made over the course of the football season.
Al walks in and says “Well this is it, I need to win some money back today or I’ll be going into next year in a deep deep hole.”
The bookie says, “Well, hockey season is comming up and I can take any bet you want to place.”
Al grunts and says, “Hockey, what the hell do I know about hockey?”
These two guys walk into the casino and bet their social security checks.
They lose it all because casinos that pay out go broke.
hahahahahaha.
It’s funny becuase it is true.
What happened to the old argument; “They’re just gonna do it anyway?” Heck, just last week I lost 5 bucks on the NCAA bracket. Stupid Florida! Oh wait, I just admitted to illegal gambling! It’s worse than I thought!!!
Doctorb Nick,
Reminds me of that joke…
Husband : What do you mean you lost $300?!?
Wife : You lost $ 6000!!
Husband : I KNOW HOW TO GAMBLE!!!
Wife (a nurse) comes home and says:
“we are going out to dinner tonight, I won the Epstein baby pool at work.”
Husband (a fireman):
“How come you’re allowed to gamble and I’m not?”
Wife: “because A) you loose and B) I wasn’t gambling”
Husband: “How can you say you weren’t gambling if you won the BETTING pool?
Wife: “because I scheduled Mrs. Epstein’s C-Section.”