About a week ago I wrote a post about how devastatingly handsome I am.
Well, I had an idea that might raise some funds for our (Jason’s) commercial campaign. I’m not afraid to use my body for financial gain and no one here at Del lib likes to ask for money with out giving something in return. Beside’s let’s face it we aren’t billionaires that have the money to shape the political landscape (snark)
So here is my idea, in tandom with Drinking Liberally which is coming up I am proposing a wet t-shirt contest.
No doubt when the ladies see me in my banana hammock the dollars should flow!
I’m not sure who to contact in regards to this so if someone could get the ball rolling I’d appreciate it. Please let whomever you contact know ahead of time that I only dance to “Tootsee Roll” or “Superfreak”
Can we pay NOT to see it?
No doubt when the ladies see me in my banana hammock the dollars should flow!
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Is this something like a codpiece?
yes something like that, only MUCH, MUCH bigger 🙂
Is it your hat?
Can I take back my pledge to support the commercial now?
you are holding out for the wet t-shirt show instead? sweet!
Oy vey.
They don’t do this stuff at the Drinking Liberally in Philly, you know. But there is a Laughing Liberally, so maybe you are trying to get that started here?
I’m all business oedipa, trust me, you wouldn’t laugh when I sport the string 🙂