BREAKING NEWS!!

Filed in National by on May 17, 2007

(PANT, PANT, PANT), I’m out of breath here! Holy shit this is hot. This thing is way too long to put on this page. This (pant) IS (pant) not a lie (Pant, pant) I just got off the phone with my middle east correspondent!!!

(pant, pant, pant Deep Breath….pant some more)  just click (pant) the “more” link please! (pant) It’s a long read but you only need to read (pant) the first sentence to (pant) get the message…


IRAQ HAS,



 HAS A LOT…





OF FUCKIN



 OIL! 

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  1. donviti says:

    now go back to sleep, sheep.

  2. The Professor says:

    Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed today.

  3. donviti says:

    I got out of bed today :

  4. Chris says:

    You probably need to go back again..

  5. so, you guys have a new trick…

    (more)

  6. donviti says:

    we are just becoming more technoligically sauvy is all….

    Less is more

    more is less

    war is peace