BREAKING NEWS!!
(PANT, PANT, PANT), I’m out of breath here! Holy shit this is hot. This thing is way too long to put on this page. This (pant) IS (pant) not a lie (Pant, pant) I just got off the phone with my middle east correspondent!!!
(pant, pant, pant Deep Breath….pant some more) just click (pant) the “more” link please! (pant) It’s a long read but you only need to read (pant) the first sentence to (pant) get the message…
IRAQ HAS,
HAS A LOT…
OF FUCKIN
OIL!
Tags: Bush's FUBAR War
now go back to sleep, sheep.
Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed today.
I got out of bed today :
You probably need to go back again..
so, you guys have a new trick…
(more)
we are just becoming more technoligically sauvy is all….
Less is more
more is less
war is peace