BREAKING NEWS!!

(PANT, PANT, PANT), I’m out of breath here! Holy shit this is hot. This thing is way too long to put on this page. This (pant) IS (pant) not a lie (Pant, pant) I just got off the phone with my middle east correspondent!!!

(pant, pant, pant Deep Breath….pant some more)  just click (pant) the “more” link please! (pant) It’s a long read but you only need to read (pant) the first sentence to (pant) get the message…


IRAQ HAS,



 HAS A LOT…





OF FUCKIN



 OIL! 

6 Comments

  1. The Professor

    Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed today.

  2. Chris

    You probably need to go back again..

  3. we are just becoming more technoligically sauvy is all….

    Less is more

    more is less

    war is peace

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