(PANT, PANT, PANT), I’m out of breath here! Holy shit this is hot. This thing is way too long to put on this page. This (pant) IS (pant) not a lie (Pant, pant) I just got off the phone with my middle east correspondent!!!
(pant, pant, pant Deep Breath….pant some more) just click (pant) the “more” link please! (pant) It’s a long read but you only need to read (pant) the first sentence to (pant) get the message…
IRAQ HAS,
HAS A LOT…
OF FUCKIN
OIL!