15 Comments

  1. anon

    “Bet you can’t hit Priscilla with a watermelon seed from here.”

  2. Dan B.

    “You know, George, you’re wrong. Them colored folk are good for SOMETHING”

  3. anon

    “Tell it again George, how there’s going to be a permanent Republican majority, right George? And tell me about the rabbits, George…”

  4. Rebecca

    Why is Allen sweating at his elbows instead of his pits? Is this some sort of Republican thing?

  5. anon

    “Vince, I just want to thank you for inviting me to your wonderful home in Maryland… Gotta run.”

  6. FSP

    “Where Dave Burris at? You know that boy never misses a meal…”

  7. anon

    “Well, OK, but only if Jim Carrey plays me, and the other guy plays you.”

  8. anon

    “Psst… Hold KRB”

  9. anon

    “George, cancha do somethin’ about them durn revenoo-ers? They busted up Pappy’s still AGAIN last week…”

  10. jason330

    This Nice event Vance. I just loved meeting Ferris Wharton, Dr. Ting and that Atkins guy. It just makes me feel real good about where we are headed as a party.

  11. GA: Crap, that Burris kid did eat everything!!!
    VP: Nah, ‘least we got these watermelons first.

    Contributor’s note: If my status on FSP is mysteriously revoked, we all know why. 🙂

  12. “I can see why they like watermelon. I still don’t understand the pork rind thing though”

  13. Von Cracker

    You know Vance, your right! A watermelon without all those annoying black thingies in it makes it look and taste ever sweeter. Hey, wait a minute! That gives me an idea…..”

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