oy, the real reason jason hasn’t been around

Filed in Uncategorized by on August 8, 2007

According to a search warrant affidavit filed Monday, [a] man complained of chronic pain and turned to conventional medical personnel to remove his testicles.

Police said a couple of weeks ago, two or three people operated on the man in his home. He was unconscious. When he woke up, his testicles were gone. So were his “professionals.”

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  1. Disbelief says:
    August 8, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    A guy goes to his doctor complaining about excruciating headaches. Doctor says: “Its because of your testicles. They have to come off.”
    The guy thinks about this awhile, still suffering from the dibilitating headaches, and finally gives in. He goes back to the doctor, and has his testicles removed.

    After recovery, the guy is saddened by the permanent loss of his sex life, and decides he’ll treat himself to a new suit; might as well look good, he reasons.

    He goes to a custom mens tailor shop. He tells the clerk he wants a new suit. The clerk says: “You wear a 42 regular jacket, and pants with 33 waist and 31 inseam.”
    The guy says: “That’s amazing! You’re exactly right! How can you know that without measuring?”
    The clerk says: “Its my job, and I’m good at it.”

    So the guy gets the suit, and the clerk says, “You might as well get some nice accessories to go with the suit.” The guy agrees. The clerk says: “Your shirt should be a 17″ neck, and 34″ sleaves.” The guy says, “That’s amazing; you’re exactly right!” The clerk says: “It’s my job, and I’m good at it.” The clerk also states the exact size shoes he should get without measuring. The guy is again amazed. The clerk says: “That’s my job, and I’m good at it.”

    The guy has his suit, his shoes, his shirt, and then says, “What the hell, give me some new underwear too.” The clerk says, “That would be meduim.” The guy says, “Hah! You’re finally wrong! I’ve worn size small underwear all my life!” The clerk says, “No way. If you wore size small underwear, they would squeeze your balls and give you terrible headaches.”

  2. donviti says:
    August 8, 2007 at 12:39 pm

    that is hilarious

  3. jason330 says:
    August 8, 2007 at 2:25 pm

    The real reason I’m not posting or commenting much is that the Kinkos computer I’m on sucks.

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