Delaware Liberal

Breaking!!! AQ has a new strategy

You see WHEN not IF AQ strikes again part of their diabolical plan is to make us bigger targets

When you think about it, it just makes sense from a tactical standpoint. the fatter we are, the slower we can get away and the easier we are to shoot at.  So for you safety and to lessen the chances of being killed in a terrorist attack, for god’s sake, stay thin people!!  PUT DOWN THAT TASTYKAKE!!! I’M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN, DROP IT OR DIE!

this is just freaking scary man.  Who knew AQ was capable of such mayhem?

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