Breaking!!! AQ has a new strategy
You see WHEN not IF AQ strikes again part of their diabolical plan is to make us bigger targets
When you think about it, it just makes sense from a tactical standpoint. the fatter we are, the slower we can get away and the easier we are to shoot at. So for you safety and to lessen the chances of being killed in a terrorist attack, for god’s sake, stay thin people!! PUT DOWN THAT TASTYKAKE!!! I’M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU AGAIN, DROP IT OR DIE!
this is just freaking scary man. Who knew AQ was capable of such mayhem?
Tags: Donviti
What about Larry Craig’s plan of only sucking the cream filling out of a Twinkie and walking away from the cake? Would that be a deterrent to their new strategy?
My oh my…you are getting all frightland on it.
So DV. Are all your posts today designed to make you look so unhinged that we will think Al Gore sane by comparison? Dude…get a grip on reality.