What do you get when you cross a pedaphile with a pirate? ARRRRR KellyHow much did the pirate pay for his earrings?
A buccaneer Why was the pirate staring at Jennifer Lopez He liked her Booty Why are pirates mean?They just ARRRRRR!
ITS NATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!
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Arrghhh matey! that thar tis is no buccaneer, tis me wife!
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, “Why are you wearing a paper towel?”
“Arrr…” says the pirate. “I’ve got a bounty on me head!”
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Sorry, I’m getting a ton of these in my email today….
A pirate goes to see the President. They figured with the beard and the earring he was a Muslim, so they flew him to Gitmo and tortured him to death. HAHAHAHAHAHA
i haven’t got any jokes but i did find this one website that has all these phrases and funny pirate videos if u want to check it out:
http://www.newstrain.com/