Go ahead and poison yourself. See if I care.

Filed in National by on October 2, 2007

This proves what I’ve long suspected.

Air freshener kills!

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Jason330 is a deep cover double agent working for the GOP. Don't tell anybody.

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  1. Disbelief says:
    October 2, 2007 at 11:40 am

    Well, I have a problem that I’d like you to keep quiet: My mustache smells like my boss’ ass as a result of my boot-licking, ass-kissing job to cover up atrocities committed at state mental hospitals.

    Can you recommend and air-freshener that will allow me to breath more freely as I perform rimjobs in order to stay employed?

    Yours,

    Mark B.

  2. r smitty says:
    October 2, 2007 at 11:52 am

    Ask Carney. He was in the same situation, but look at his smooth face today. It’s smell-o-riffic!

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