Go ahead and poison yourself. See if I care.

1. Disbelief

   October 2, 2007, 11:40 am

   Well, I have a problem that I’d like you to keep quiet: My mustache smells like my boss’ ass as a result of my boot-licking, ass-kissing job to cover up atrocities committed at state mental hospitals.

   Can you recommend and air-freshener that will allow me to breath more freely as I perform rimjobs in order to stay employed?

   Yours,

   Mark B.

2. r smitty

   October 2, 2007, 11:52 am

   Ask Carney. He was in the same situation, but look at his smooth face today. It’s smell-o-riffic!

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