Suck on it Friedman

So I’m walking out of Sardi’s in NYC tonight after a nice corporate dinner and while I’m waiting near the coat check for my companion to come back from the…

worry

I can’t take full credit for this, although I did edit it.  H/T Gerinomo 

WORRY

Is there a magic cutoff period when

Offspring become accountable for their own

Actions?? Is there a wonderful moment when

Parents can become detached spectators in

The lives of their children and shrug, “It’s

Their life,” and feel nothing?

When I was in my twenties, I stood in a hospital

Corridor waiting for doctors to put a few

Stitches in my daughter’s head.? I asked, “When do

You stop worrying?”? The nurse said,

“When they get out of the accident stage.”? My

Dad just smiled faintly and said nothing.

Want to feel old?

Starting in January kids born in 1990 will be eligible for a credit card, oh and to serve their country.  But more important is the credit card thing I'm sure