I want to be this rich!

Filed in National by on December 13, 2007

I want to be I pray to the almighty whitey, Jesus Christ, my lord and savior, write to Santa with my mont blanc diamond encrusted pen, play pin the tail on one of my black butlers, pick myself up by the boot straps, not ask the government for assistance, hire a lobbyists to make off shore tax shelters legal, kill the death tax,  put my money in trusts, make my income come from capital gains type rich!

Just so I can fly my hand picked Christmas tree from the East Coast flown to one of my vacation homes in Montana

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  1. anon says:

    I hear some McMansions are built with 14-foot closets where you can keep your fully-trimmed artificial Christmas tree all year and wheel it out in December.

  2. ANNON II says:

    Sounds like interesting, but hard work, if you can get it. The wanna-be McMansion owners pale by comparison.

    If I knew the stats for how many Americans are in need of food, shelter, health care, etc. I’d state them with the tag line: “Yes, in the richest country on Earth”. Shameful.

    Peace & Goodwill be upon you and the rich too.