My kind of apology

I’m sorry you were offended that I called you an asshole.  I still think you are an asshole.  I’m just sorry you were offended.

“After the debate today, I went to Mitt Romney and apologized to him because I said I would never try — ever — to try and somehow pick out some point of your faith and make it an issue,”

when a baptist Minister lies, do his pants automatically ignite into flames?